Comments | vaderglow: My Issue with Tissue

vaderglow

My Issue with Tissue

Sep 16, 2005 12:11

Nowadays everyone wants larger. If you go to a fast food restaurant, you want the food super-sized. Every girl wants to make their boobs the size of watermelons. Children want 20% more cereal. And my problem - the size of toilet paper rolls. They are all so large now whether it be from more tissues per roll, an ultra padded wiping experience, ( Read more... )

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vaderglow September 16 2005, 05:25:35 UTC

You sound like a fellow sufferer.

We will have to support eachother during the bad times.

the many flavors of toilet tissue duckliverpaste September 16 2005, 05:24:48 UTC

don't forget we have scented, lotion with aloe and vitamin E, quilted, and low carb

Re: the many flavors of toilet tissue vaderglow September 16 2005, 05:30:52 UTC

I was trying to be innovative once by creating my own lotion with aloe toilet paper roll. It gave me complete control over the scent.

Ever since then, I have vowed to never be innovative again...

Re: the many flavors of toilet tissue fallenangel547 September 16 2005, 05:58:40 UTC

was this before or after u tried to make your own yogart?

Re: the many flavors of toilet tissue vaderglow September 16 2005, 06:04:03 UTC

After, but that yogurt was certainly one of the deciding factors when it came to creating the vow to end my innovations.

nattiecakes September 16 2005, 05:50:24 UTC

If you go to the store and look in the toilet paper section, Charmin is selling like, GigantoMegaBotMecha Rolls. They come with a special springamajig that you replace your old springamajig with so it can hold GigantoMegaBotMecha rolls (and smaller). It transfers your toilet paper dispenser into a dispenser from the land of tomorrow.

It works, yo.

nattiecakes September 16 2005, 05:52:48 UTC

It also TRANSFORMS

vaderglow September 16 2005, 05:55:45 UTC

I think my quality of living just went up quite a few notches.

rainisnice September 16 2005, 06:51:08 UTC

doesn't the ubermegaultra roll come with an extender thing to make it fit?

...at least that's what i heard on the commerical.

vaderglow September 16 2005, 06:58:10 UTC

Yeah, that's what I've been hearing after posting about this predicament.

I feel like hugging an Ultra Mega Roll of Charmin like the bear on the package is doing.

rainisnice September 16 2005, 07:12:14 UTC

those bears creep me out sooo much

urgeniusness September 16 2005, 14:03:51 UTC

lol you are so cool