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Jan 27, 2006 18:55

10 more things I hate - because I have far too much hatred for just one meme…

1) Saying things like God Alanis Morisette is so thick, she doesn’t even get the meaning of irony. WE KNOW. You’re a tosser. Ironically. Your base are belong to us. Git. Isn’t it funny that you wait for a bus for hours, then two come along at once?. No. No it isn’t. You’ ( Read more... )

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dolmadez January 27 2006, 19:52:41 UTC

this is awesome.

I wish I knew you in real life.

vientral January 27 2006, 21:12:09 UTC

Ha! That's what I thought, until it happened! *Shudders*

bracknellexile January 27 2006, 20:22:32 UTC

9) Emoting. Because as far as I can see it the more you complain about your problems the more life shatteringly awful they seem (note - this does not apply to rape/mugging/spontaneous combustion/lions). Deal with it, get a puppy.

What happens when I want to complain about the problems the puppy is causing me - pissing on the carpet, eating my shoes, costing me a fortune at the vets? I just can't cope any more! It's all too much! Woe is me *sob*

ex_vacanthip596 January 27 2006, 21:30:26 UTC

I lack a stapler, but I have some leftover non-archival standard rusty paperclips if that will suffice...

bracknellexile January 27 2006, 21:32:43 UTC

Ah rusty metal, the solution to (almost) everything :)

Alternatively, alcohol, the solution to absolutely everything! *heads for pub*

vientral January 27 2006, 21:16:48 UTC

A few things really.

I only really complain about Harry Potter when you're reading it when people know that I'm with you. I have to make them understand that I do not approve.

This one regards the previous list; I just near wet myself due to a wet-nail-polish-can't-undo-belt-fast-enough-argh incident. My keyboard sticks because I not only do spit tea on it, but I also spill hundreds and thousands over it regularly. Me? Lying about the amount of liquids I produce when I read livejournal? Never.

Lastly, can I keep my puppy at your house?

(Got your e-mails btw, gimme total costs and deadlines for money and I'm all for the ball and anything else you have planned.)

ex_vacanthip596 January 27 2006, 21:23:33 UTC

No you cannot. Kittens yes, puppies no.

I'll investigate the ball and get back to you, Ireland is a vague ethereal concept at present. Probably a way off, will prod you about that one when I've given it a little more thought.

duchess_k January 27 2006, 23:04:33 UTC

Rock on with the hatred.

jamesofengland January 27 2006, 23:53:57 UTC

10. I'm sure if you wrote about your muesli, it would be great.