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v8_interceptor

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Feb 09, 2011 00:05

[Action for 5720 Cunningham Lane]

[Max is understandably culture shocked about a few things, namely...1. the world is relatively normal. 2. He's clean, uninjured, and is living in a house. 3. the family in this house is not his own. It had to be a dream, right? Or something far more disturbing. Instead of a thorough inspection, he's doing a pass ( Read more... )

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v8_interceptor February 9 2011, 06:42:21 UTC

[Nothing but silence for awhile.]

Bloody hell...where the hell is this place, anyway?

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v8_interceptor February 9 2011, 06:59:26 UTC

America? Seriously? [Sigh.] What's your name, then? Not interested in your story, to be honest.

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buildstherobots February 9 2011, 07:04:52 UTC

Come to the library. I have a letter that will answer many of your questions.

v8_interceptor February 9 2011, 08:06:24 UTC

I don't even know where the library is. I just got here.

buildstherobots February 10 2011, 05:47:08 UTC

Ask any drone, they'd be more than happy to point the way.

[It's clear that he's not actually very good at helping people, because he gives no explanation as to what a drone is.]

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 05:53:13 UTC

Everyone 'round here talk in riddles?

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ghastlyinnghost February 9 2011, 07:16:35 UTC

[And eventually Pamela starts following after him out of curiosity.]

Hmmhmm... what are you doing?

v8_interceptor February 9 2011, 08:07:13 UTC

[The sudden voice makes him jump about a foot. Be glad he doesn't have his shotgun to threaten people with!]

Who the hell are you?

ghastlyinnghost February 12 2011, 09:48:45 UTC

Hmm? My name's Pamela!

v8_interceptor February 13 2011, 21:46:56 UTC

You live here?

iflifehadaface February 9 2011, 22:52:20 UTC

Your guess is as good as mine, chumpy.

You're in some bizarre, literally ripped from a bad 80's horror flick, mock 50's town.

People from comic books and games and movies live here. If you like Point Break, don't worry. Swayze ain't here. Thought I saw Keeanu once, but it could have been Neo. Any way. Just calm down, things'll sort out.. maybe.. in like.. I dunno.. Jus.. Just sit tight, okay? DON'T touch any thing or try and talk with those cats who are always smiling. Those are drones. They're bad news.

There should be some food in your fridge, though. Have at it. There was lemonade in mine when I first got here. It was pretty good. Dunno if I can say the same for your shack.

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 00:41:17 UTC

[Silence.]

Just what are you goin' on about? None of that made sense.

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 04:54:51 UTC

You're new here, right? Those are just the basics you need to know. I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim. That's really all you need to know.

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 05:30:49 UTC

Basics that didn't make sense! ...Name's Max.

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motheringnation February 13 2011, 23:42:34 UTC

[Oh hey strange person.....digging through the house....what. There is now a pitchfork at your back. Have an annoyed Ukrainian behind you.]

Who are you and what are you doing here?

v8_interceptor February 14 2011, 04:50:58 UTC

[A pitchfork? Oh, that's not the worst he's been threatened or injured with. He puts his hands up and turns around.]

Name's Max. Apparently, I live here.

motheringnation February 14 2011, 05:01:40 UTC

Oh!

[Sighs in relief and lowers the pitchfork so she's just holding it by her side.]

I'm sorry, you just startled me is all.

You just woke up here?

v8_interceptor February 14 2011, 05:03:11 UTC

[She's certainly more reasonable than anyone else who threatened him with a weapon.]

Yeah, that's right. Y' live here, obviously, right?

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