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Feb 09, 2011 00:05

[Action for 5720 Cunningham Lane]

[Max is understandably culture shocked about a few things, namely...1. the world is relatively normal. 2. He's clean, uninjured, and is living in a house. 3. the family in this house is not his own. It had to be a dream, right? Or something far more disturbing. Instead of a thorough inspection, he's doing a pass ( Read more... )

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iflifehadaface February 9 2011, 22:52:20 UTC

Your guess is as good as mine, chumpy.

You're in some bizarre, literally ripped from a bad 80's horror flick, mock 50's town.

People from comic books and games and movies live here. If you like Point Break, don't worry. Swayze ain't here. Thought I saw Keeanu once, but it could have been Neo. Any way. Just calm down, things'll sort out.. maybe.. in like.. I dunno.. Jus.. Just sit tight, okay? DON'T touch any thing or try and talk with those cats who are always smiling. Those are drones. They're bad news.

There should be some food in your fridge, though. Have at it. There was lemonade in mine when I first got here. It was pretty good. Dunno if I can say the same for your shack.

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 00:41:17 UTC

[Silence.]

Just what are you goin' on about? None of that made sense.

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 04:54:51 UTC

You're new here, right? Those are just the basics you need to know. I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim. That's really all you need to know.

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 05:30:49 UTC

Basics that didn't make sense! ...Name's Max.

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 21:36:04 UTC

Max? Of the "Mighty" sort?

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 21:41:16 UTC

No.

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 21:49:19 UTC

... Oh.

[Sounds a bit disappointed, doesn't he.]

I.. I guess that's cool.

Where ya' from?

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 22:01:00 UTC

What's it to you?

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 22:09:43 UTC

Well geez if you're gonna' be rude about it then forget it, man. You're new here, I'm not. I dunno. Scott Pilgrim might give one tenth of a damn about some newbie that just got here in Mayfield and wants to help him out.

Ya' stick your neck out for people and what? I guess you're American?

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 22:22:09 UTC

[His accent should be a dead giveaway, man.]

Guess again.

iflifehadaface February 10 2011, 22:23:25 UTC

((Apologies. Forgot he was still Australian back then!))

Hmm..

British? Ah! You like rock music?!

v8_interceptor February 10 2011, 22:38:34 UTC

Stupid kid, aren't ya?

iflifehadaface February 13 2011, 07:10:15 UTC

HEY! I'm not a kid! I'm 23!

v8_interceptor February 13 2011, 21:46:32 UTC

Just stupid, then.

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