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Floyd Landis' A sample cleared the drug test. Hmmm...then I wonder why the B sample failed. I smell urine-scented sabotage in the air.

OH YEAH, OH YEAH, IN YOUR FACE-- IN YOUR FACE.

http://www.sfgate.com/special/jessica/

They didn't deserve that.

But kisses and love won't carry me,
till you MARRY ME, BILL!

I love you so, I always will

hmm hmm hmm...

And the devotion rules my heart
I take no bows--
But, BILL you're NEVER GONNA take those wedding vows...

C'mon, Bill.

PAQUIN!

You do broadway, Paquin? Well, strap me to a plane and call me goose. Sorry about your shovel-chinned co-star, though. That's really rather unfortunate. Just like X:3 totally neutering you for a chilly, adulterous man-whore.

Yeah, I'd see that.

Add the Rambaldi DVD trailer to your site at www.RambaldiDVD.com

Hey man, I don't know what remote country or dangerously illegal agency you work for--but let's grab a coffee. Or alcoholic beverage. Or bioweapon. I'm flexible.

My goodness...

If there's anything funnier than this, I don't want to hear about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lexeexKH4I

America is not particularly famous for its cutting-edge ability to obliterate obstacles obstructing the path into the beautiful darkness of the scientific unknown, but today--TODAY, WE HAVE SUCCEEDED IN PUSHING FORWARD AND PERSEVERING! We have discovered a new scientific concept! The French and English had previously monopolized this field of ( Read more... )

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At last year's Tour, the Mennonite, mustachioed professional cyclist Floyd Landis told spectator Senator John Kerry that, "We have something in common. We both got our butts beat by a Texan." The Texans he refers to are obviously two of my favorite people, George W. Bush and Lance Armstrong... In other words ( Read more... )

I am completely devastated ( Read more... )