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utterlyupbeat

one ☹ video (action for new bark town)

Jun 26, 2011 20:54

[the feed flickers on to show a very... unhappy-looking child gazing down at the gear. by contrast, his rather excited!! looking poochyena seems to be watching the screen with great interest.]Uhm. Okay. I have a lot of questions. And I think I've been kidnapped, but I can't find the number for 911 on this ( Read more... )

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action. and sorry for all the edits jfkJklf topsjade June 27 2011, 04:03:09 UTC

[ Peony saw the feed, and luckily, hadn't left town quite yet spending too much time snuggling a swinub, no doubt. It was fairly easy to locate the confused and lost speaker.

...So have one Emperor sliiiding over to where you are. ]

Aha! You got one of these too. [ He hasn't really opened his yet. Once he will, well... prepare to have it batted out of your hands, young one.]

it's cool <3! utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:13:12 UTC

[... (unsure). but he's an adult so surely he is a man of responsibility.]

... Yeah. I don't really know why, though.

<3!! topsjade June 27 2011, 04:15:40 UTC

[ He curiously opens his. A small swinub is following after him. Just...give him a second to flip through it. WELL. A pause and he glances to the kid. ]

It must have been a mistake. [ Trying to gently close yours, and, well yes. ]

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:19:56 UTC

[... that is a worrisome reaction that, uh, confirms his suspicions. good thing he didn't actually read it.]

Someone probably did it on purpose.

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( video ) vigilantive June 27 2011, 04:23:57 UTC

Laws are not always going to save your hide, kid.

So what's calling 911 supposed to do?

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:28:29 UTC

[sort of. stares at the screen for a moment. analysis of the person's jawline and voice clearly indicate that he is male, but his hair is way past the typical length for men. was this... his first encounter with a hippie?

... a not-very-nice hippie?]

... I want to call the police.

vigilantive June 27 2011, 04:54:32 UTC

[ HEY. hey. Not a hippie. ]

The police, huh. Pretty sure you can find them around... though I don't think they can really help you much.

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 05:00:59 UTC

But they're the police.

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[audio] usedhealingwish June 27 2011, 04:29:57 UTC

Ah. You must be really new here too...

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:37:18 UTC

I--

[wait what

wait

wait

wait]

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:37:23 UTC

[this audio sounds suspiciously girlish

like

around his age girlish]

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 04:37:29 UTC

[................. WHAT IF IT IS A GIRL]

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[video] omg his header has a frowny face he is so cute I LOVE YOUR CHARACTER OH GOD HE HAS MY HEART pokemondolly June 27 2011, 05:25:43 UTC

[Midori is always quick to jump on new broadcasts, especially when they're kids younger than her. So, have a 15 year old girl in a ridiculous dress smiling at you.]

It's okay, you haven't been kidnapped... At least, not by a person... So nobody's going to hurt you!

And don't worry, it's not... dirty or anything, it's just what pokemon can have babies together.

Oh! I'm Midori Komaki, and I can answer any questions you have!

sjfkghfjk <3 I AM PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT THEN--!! utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 05:44:17 UTC

[w

wait okay STUFF THAT COMPLETELY RUINS HIS GROOVE: everything in that entire comment is so red right now]

utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 05:44:22 UTC

[and then it sort of sinks in that it was a girl (an older girl!!!!!) who was telling him about

animals making babies and

oh my god]

suddenly text :'D utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 05:44:27 UTC

[PLAY IT COOL, SERGE respond with confidence and be articulate and

choose the path of least resistance and switch to text, that works too.]

I'm Sergio Carter and,,,why do i have a book on animals mating

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[video] You get both of my characters. I apologize. usedrivalry June 27 2011, 05:40:40 UTC

You haven't been kidnapped. You've been abducted by aliens!

pfff i totally don't mind at all <3 utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 05:46:10 UTC

--Aliens?

yaaay :D usedrivalry June 27 2011, 05:57:08 UTC

[Firm nod.] They seem harmless and they actually go out of their way to protect us, but I have reason to believe they are monitoring us! [He yanks his startled Ralts into view of the screen.] I've yet to come up with a better possibility for what it-- she is!

Re: yaaay :D utterlyupbeat June 27 2011, 06:14:31 UTC

[the ralts's appearance gets the poochyena's attention, who starts sniffing the screen enthusiastically. sergio just sort of ... pulls the gear away when it figures it can't smell the ralts from across the network. uh.]

... If it's one of the aliens that supposedly abducted us, shouldn't you be nicer to it?

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