Improvement

[utskushiinanami]

It seems that I’ve had to make far too many sacrifices lately. I suppose I’ll just have to live with the interesting and yet mysteriously and wonderfly delicious commoner’s food that is served on a daily basis. At least this ship isn’t tacky looking like the last one and I don’t have to share a room

Comments

[pirate_beau]

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[pirate_beau]

I'm not a leech! I can help people, too!

[caffinatekillua]

You might make a decent meal.

[pirate_beau]

Non! My flesh would taste horrible!

[caffinatekillua]

Well when it's a matter of surviving, taste shouldn't matter so much as sustenance. At least you've got some meat on your bones. You can help the others survive for a few more days.

If you ask me, you need a crash course in survival. You should get off on the next island and learn how to live in the wilderness. No electricity, no servants, just you and the wild. Maybe you'd learn to be less of a spoiled kid and grow up.

[pirate_beau]

In the wilderness?! By myself?!! I would die without a doubt!

[caffinatekillua]

Maybe you should read up on it first then. Duh.

[utskushiinanami]

... this will prove to be problematic.

Perhaps you can look up the recipe online?

[pirate_beau]

I am not sure how to follow these directions!

[utskushiinanami]

... just get me the sunblock for now.

[pirate_beau]

Uh. Nanami-san...

[utskushiinanami]

Mr. Suou?

[pirate_beau]

I... was just wondering...

[utskushiinanami]

Wondering... about what?

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[pirate_beau]

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[utskushiinanami]

Mr. Suou, what is taking so long? Heaven forbid I burn.