Improvement

[utskushiinanami]

It seems that I’ve had to make far too many sacrifices lately. I suppose I’ll just have to live with the interesting and yet mysteriously and wonderfly delicious commoner’s food that is served on a daily basis. At least this ship isn’t tacky looking like the last one and I don’t have to share a room

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[pirate_beau]

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[caffinatekillua]

How old is Haruhi? Five? It's embarrassing. I'll just get strong enough to catch them all and collect their bounties. That'll be awesome.

[pirate_beau]

Their bounties?

[caffinatekillua]

Little slow on the uptake, aren't ya.

[pirate_beau]

...You poor child! A child of criminals, trying to get enough money to survive, forcing himself to betray his parents! How terrible!

[caffinatekillua]

Uh... our family owns a sixteenth of a large continent. I'm not scraping money together. And I can earn it just fine on my own if I feel like it you know. Some rich kids aren't completely useless. Anyway, I just don't feel like being an assassin anymore so I figure that's a great way to start off my non killing career. Pretty awesome huh?

[pirate_beau]

...Assassin?

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah.

[pirate_beau]

You poor, poor, child! Being forced into a horrible business! Oh, non, non!

[caffinatekillua]

Ok that's just annoying coming from you. Seriously dude? I almost feel sorry for you growing up all coddled so much you can't even make your own iced tea.

[pirate_beau]

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It's not like that at all...

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah, what's it like then? Could you actually survive if someone dumped you off in the middle of a forest with no supplies aside from say a knife? Because if you can't I'd call that abuse of a different kind from mine.

[pirate_beau]

...Is that a commoner skill?...

[caffinatekillua]

That's a natural selection skill.

[pirate_beau]

I can't do that! Am I... useless as a human being!?

[caffinatekillua]

Well all I'm saying is, if there's an emergency, nature's gonna get rid of you ASAP. Leeches are the first to go.