He told her that sex sells. She told him that she was open for business ( Read more... )

The enemy of one, the enemy of olives ( Read more... )

It occurs to me, as I am sitting here eating pistachios, that Sherlock Holmes has been with me the longest of any fictional character. I first discovered him in third grade, my first year at Stratton elementary (my dear Watson) school. There was a large book of Holmes Stories that I had permanently checked out to me. whenever it came due, I would ( Read more... )

Alright. So it turns out that all of my suspicions are correct and I am in fact a complete and total nerd. That is OK, I don't really mind, it is so much better then a dweeb, wouldn't you agree ( Read more... )