I swear I'm still alive, y'alls! Just been bitten by the short attention span bug. Not Twitter, cuz I just don't understand that one, but if you're missing me, just go to Facebook & look me up there ;) Cheers and happy new year!!!!!http://www.facebook.com/joshwmartin?ref=

Okay, so finally got my hands on a copy of my bio-dad's episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives ( Read more... )

Madge eats pizza! Madge drinks a martini! For some reason I can't stop looking at these pictures.


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For those who aren't on FB, the most wonderful and unexpected thing happened the day after we got back from our vacation. What an amazing and wondrous thing this webt0rnetz thing is! This is what I wrote over there in case you missed it ( Read more... )

So we took a vacation! It went like this ( Read more... )

Vacation has been great thus far ( Read more... )

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So every time I see this commercial, all I can think is that the car is the piece of food being digested, and the thousands of mindlessly undulating bodies are the villi that line the intestine wall, pushing it along. Squicks me all the way out. Seriously, it's icky! And I don't even know what to think about the creepy, blooming polyp things ( Read more... )

As much as I loves me some bad plastic surgery, I really do have to give it up to peeps who have really excellent work done over the years. For example:


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( teensy bit o' PR spoileryness... )

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