ode to stubbed toes

[uselesstunes]

GODDAMNIT!! i hate stubbing my toe so fucking much!!! it pisses me off like no other!!! son of a bitch! ouch!!! goddamn... how could something so little and so trivial hurt so fucking much! goddamn i'm pissed...
someday... i will invent an invention that makes it impossible to stub your toes. i will call it. THE ALIEVIATOR. or something

Comments

[glortw]

i hate stub bing toes but i think you mean alleviator.
i miss you

[blanketofmouse]

that's probably one of the funniest posts to hit livejournal for a while....kudos paz :) hahaha

[uselesstunes]

i was so mad...