ode to stubbed toes

[uselesstunes]

GODDAMNIT!! i hate stubbing my toe so fucking much!!! it pisses me off like no other!!! son of a bitch! ouch!!! goddamn... how could something so little and so trivial hurt so fucking much! goddamn i'm pissed...
someday... i will invent an invention that makes it impossible to stub your toes. i will call it. THE ALIEVIATOR. or something