The La Force Legacy: Generation 7, Ch. 1
IN THE LAST POSITIVELY STIMULATING EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
J.T., Nyota, and Uhura each graduated, got married, and moved out. Spock was named the Generation Seven heir. A mostly-tame (there was teenage drinking and dancing involved) bachelor party took place. That's actually pretty much it. Let Generation Seven begin!
Warning: this entry may contain strong language, adult themes, and a few wangsty teenagers.
We begin this chapter with our teenage heir whining about his first world problems.
Spock: "BUT I DUN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TODAYYYYY UGHHGJHGJ LIFE IS SO UNFAIR UGHUGH."
Spock: "Y'know what? Fuck this shit, I'm skipping."
So he headed out for Central Park. Apparently that's the happening place to be for school-skipping adolesents, because he found a girl (jossoco) there as well.
Spock: "Hey there. Is this seat taken?"
?: "If that was supposed to be a lame attempt at a pick-up line, then yes, it is."
Spock: "Nope, just looking for a place to swing. Doesn't a seventeen year old boy have the right to a swing if he wants one?"
?: "I guess so. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude. My name's Harlow."
Spock: "No worries. I'm Spock. So you didn't feel like going to school today eith-"
Harlow: "Wait a sec, what? You're name's Spock."
Spock: "Yes."
Harlow: "As in, the Vulcan character from Star Trek."
Spock: "Yes."
Harlow:
Spock:
Harlow:
Spock: "My parents are big Star Trek fans."
Harlow: "I gathered that much, yeah."
Spock: "So anyway, you wanna go play a game of chess or something?"
Harlow: "Sure! Let's make it a little more interesting, though. Twenty simoleons says I'll kick your ass up and down the chess board."
Spock: "Oh, it's on now!"
Spock: "Clever... very clever. I can't remember the last time I found myself in such a pickle."
Harlow: "I can't remember the last time I heard someone use that expression."
Harlow: "Hey, did you hear that? Almost sounded like you were about to reach into your wallet to hand over those twenty simoleons you're going to owe me."
Spock: "Nah, must have been your imagination. Or the wind, possibly?"
These old people strolling by turned into chess cheerleaders. I'm not quite sure who they're rooting for, though.
Uhura joined them shortly.
Uhura: "C'mon little bro, you can do it! Make your namesake proud!"
Spock: "Aw, look at you! It's so cute how you actually believe you're going to beat me."
Harlow: "Oh hush, you son of a trekkie."
Spock: "Out of respect for my parents, I'll have to inform you that it's trekker, not trekkie."
Harlow: "Whatever. Stupid son of a trekkie."
Spock won, but I get the feeling it was a pretty close match.
Harlow: "Alright you big show-off, here's your twenty simoleons. I better not hear you bragging about this at school tomorrow, because I actually kind of like you and would like to keep it that way. So... see ya."
Spock: "Wait! It's still pretty early, do you wanna go see a movie or something?"
Harlow: "Okay, sounds like fun!"
Two hours and a bucket of popcorn later...
Spock: "For you, m'lady!"
Harlow: "Ahaha, wow! You're certainly full of surprises."
Harlow: "They're beautiful, though. Thank you."
Spock: "No problem, I'm glad you like them. But ah... Harlow?"
Spock: "I wasn't being entirely honest about the whole pick-up line thing earlier. It was my complete and full intention to hit on you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, do you wanna do this again sometime?"
Harlow: "I'd really like that. And I knew you were trying to hit on me. I'm not an idiot, Spock."
Spock: "Aw man, am I really that obvious?"
Harlow: "Basically, yeah. But I like that about you."
Spock: "Really? I ah, I-I like a lot of things... about you... and stuff- Oh shit, it's past 2 AM! My parents are gonna kill me! I'll call you, thanks for an awesome date, bye!" *hauls ass back home*
Harlow: "...Date? What an adorable loser."
Spock: Please be sleeping, please be sleeping, please be sleeping!
Spock: "It's quiet... too quiet."
Spock: "...Mom? Dad? Grandma? Anybody home? Wait a second, what's this?"
Spock,
Your father and I decided to go to Champs Les Sims for a few days. Grandma came along too because she didn't feel like being stuck baby-sitting you all weekend. She sends her love though, and so do we! Take care, sweetheart!
Love you,
Mom
PS,
NO PARTIES OR I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE. Grandma seconds that.
Spock: "Holy shit, Jean-Luc... do you know what this means?"
Jean-Luc: "Merrrf." (can be translated to: don't drag me into this, you fucking idiot)
Spock: "That's right, IT'S PARTY TIME!"
Spock: "Hey, Harlow! My parents are out of town so I'm having a party at my place. You should come, it'll be a good time. ...Sweet! See you later."
Remember Donnell, Spock's cousin from two chapters ago? He was invited and spent most of his time there making an ass of himself.
Donnell: "Isn't your dad a pro athlete? How come your house's so shitty?"
Spock: "Dude, this house is three stories tall. What kind of bubbles have you been blowing?"
Donnell: "And I bet you invited your little girlfriend Harlow over, too. You gonna tap that? Heh, 'cause if you won't, I will."
Spock: "What the fuck, Donnell? She's not even my girlfriend! And besides, she'd never let you 'tap that'. Don't be an asshole, dude. She's my friend."
Donnell: "Man, this girl's got you whipped and you're not even banging her! Impressive on her part, hah!"
Spock: "I'm warning you, Donnell. If you don't shut up about that soon, I'll kick your ass. Don't think that I won't just because we're family."
Donnell: "Hear that, guys? My cousin thinks he can kick my ass! Let's take this outside, then. Oh, but first I gotta go screw your girlfriend."
Spock: "That's it, I'm done with your shit. GET THE FUCK OUT."
Donnell: "Whatever, man. This party blows anyway."
Harlow: "Hey, I heard shouting... is everything okay?"
Spock: "Yeah, my cousin was being an ass but he's gone now. And... you're here, so that's always a plus."
Spock: "See that star up there? And that one? And that one and that one and that one? You're prettier than all of them combined."
Harlow: *snorts* "You're such a loser. But you're sweet. So thanks."
♥
Spock: "I really like you a lot, Harlow. So I'll just say it... will you be my girlfriend?"
Harlow: "Sure thing, Mister Spock."
This turned into a make-out party pretty quick.
Until the police called, that is.
Spock: "EVERYBODY OUT NOOOOWWWW!"
Officer Cockblock: (inspired by the very funny legendarysims) "Son, I received a call about a noise disturbance. Care to tell me what's going on here?"
Spock: "Wait a second, who called about the disturbance? Was it Old Mrs. Crumplebottom? Because she's off her rocker, I'm tellin' ya. Batshit crazy, even. As you can see, there is clearly nothing going on here. Certainly not a party."
Officer Complete Fracking Idiot: "Well, you seem like a reputable young man. I'll let you get back to your evening. Bye now!"
Alright, so here's when my game started getting glitchy. Septimus came back from the "free vacation" as an elder, which is fine because he was like a day away from aging up before I sent them off anyway. But Saria and Rogue didn't come back. The game treated it like they were there (their portraits were in everyone's relationship panel, they were in the load-up screen portrait, etc) but they weren't there. I tried to reset them, but that didn't work. I'll be honest, I was freaking out a little until I thought of moving them to see if that fixed anything. And it worked! Moral of the story? Don't let your adults go on a "free vacation" if they're really close to elderhood. |: They might get sucked into the abyss.
So yes, in order to save Saria and Rogue, the La Forces moved to beautiful Glendalough. Their new house is by Arisuka at MTS because I can't build for shit. x3
The first thing Septimus does in the new house is bang on the drums. He makes for a pretty cute old guy, if you ask me.
Rogue was all excited about the new shelves that the deceased family members will be displayed on.
Rogue: "Just think, these old bones are gonna be on that shelf someday! And soon, probably! How exciting!"
Saria: "You're starting to worry me, mother..."
Speaking of Saria, I haven't really gotten a good picture of her since she became an elder, so here she is. Still adorable as well. ♥
Harlow and her family conveniently moved to Glendalough as well. Now that she and Spock are officially an "item", she spends a lot of her time at the La Force house. Most of their afternoons go a little something like this: Spock playing computer games, Harlow playing on the console, and Rogue attempting to have a conversation with Harlow.
Rogue: "Hmm... so what exactly is the point of this game?"
Harlow: "I dunno, you maintain your farm, sell stuff, talk to your neighbors, stuff like that I guess."
Rogue: "And so what happens when all that's done?"
Harlow: "It doesn't really get done. I mean, you just keep doing that stuff. Everyday."
Rogue: "Then how do you win?"
Harlow: "Well there is this main quest with the Harvest Goddess, but you can keep playing after you beat it."
Rogue: "But how? You already won, didn'tcha?"
Harlow: "Ugh. Spock, your grandmother's wearing me down again!"
Spock: "Grandma, stop wearing Harlow down."
Rogue: "Well maybe if she played a game that made some damn sense for a change..." *mumblegrumble*
I feel bad for Saria sometimes. She's a technophobe, but her whole family is basically technology obsessed so she spends most of her time reading alone in the kitchen. xD Poor bb.
Adrienne came back to haunt on the trampoline. I dunno, I just thought this was a cool picture.
Birthday time for our heir!
Spock's fifth and final trait is schmoozer, making him a clumsy, unflirty, light-sleeping snob who also happens to be a schmoozer. He dreams of becoming a distinguished director.
Harlow had her birthday as well, and is still lovely as ever.
Spock's life as a young adult consists of two things: one, checking himself out in the mirror constantly.
And two, playing video games. He's kind of terrible at the latter, so Harlow's there to help him out a lot.
Harlow: "Alright, you're doing great. Now just keep throwing bombs into his mouth!"
Spock: "Why do I suck at this so hard?! Ugh."
Because Harlow makes really really ridiculously cute faces all the time.
Graduation day! Spock was voted Most Likely to Burn Down His Own Home.
Excellent.
But then Grim came to take Dalek away when they got home. ;-;
why am I always so sad when my pixel pets die omg
Saria was pissed like she always is when someone in her family dies.
Saria: "That grim reaper... what an asshole! Like seriously, who the hell does he think he is, taking my cat away from me like that? Guess taking my dad a few years back just wasn't enough, huh? Prick!"
Grim!Anakin: "Um, excuse you. Standing right here, bitch."
I think we'll leave it at that. Next time:
• Employment
• Babies
• Matrimony
• And stuff
As always, thanks for reading! ♥