The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge » Gen. 3 Ch. 4 + Heir Poll
WARNINGS: Language, adult themes, and loads of random happenings.
Previously in The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge:
Nero found a genie named Alexis. Magnus became a child. Andre, Lusa, and Ruth all became adults. Victoria and Anastasia both became teens. The cousins both showed an interest in Sim Fu and had a little spar. After using nearly all of his wishes, Nero wished Alexis free. Victoria and Anastasia attended Prom. Go!
We begin this chapter with a newly-aged up Magnus. His fourth trait is brave, making him a brave but unlucky virtuoso with neurotic tendencies.
Anastasia got a little makeover.
As did Victoria.
Oh yes, and Cornflower had her (second) elder birthday. Still rockin' as ever. (':
Nero went to the Performance Park to prepare for another show and got recognized again.
Nero: So this is what it feels like to literally be the most awesome person alive. Goddamn, I'm amazing.
lol what
Nero:
He always has a smile on his face when he's done performing. You can't fool me, Nero.
Autumn's daughter and this random teen fangirled over him.
Jade: "That's my cousin up there!"
Random Teen: "lolol yeah ok."
Back at home, Anastasia was catching fireflies.
Anastasia: "C'mon guys, get in the jar! I want your pretty glowy-ness for my room! Please?"
Anastasia: "Hah! Gotcha! Well... sort of. Your wing's kinda sticking out of the jar somehow. Erm... I hope you're alright, little guy."
Must have been Anastasia's lucky night, because she also managed to find a lilac breasted roller. She named him Pip.
Anastasia: "You're a pretty little guy, aren't ya? Plus, your feathers match my hair. Let's get you inside."
Turns out her fireflies are okay. I actually had no idea you could catch fireflies until now. I love fireflies irl so this made me happy. :3
Ruth's been going through a midlife crisis. She wanted a new outfit, so I gave her a more mature look.
Poor bby's still not exactly pleased with her looks, though.
Ruth: "Both my kids are teenagers now! Good god, I'm an old woman!"
Ruth: "Well, it's happened. I've just got to accept the fact that I'm finally past my prime."
But you're so prettyyyyyyy wah. ;-;
Nero had another show, this time at a private venue. Yes, he is air guitaring. Yes, I giggled.
You rawk star you. \m/
A fan (who also happened to be a police officer, as you can see) approached him after the show and he went all ~celebrity~ on her. His ego is out of control, omg.
Nero: "Who does this ho think she is, trying to have a conversation with me?"
An officer of the law, a devout fan, a friendly person, etc.
Says the guy who proceeds to gossip with said "ho" not five seconds later.
So I guess Andre's cat Snowy died while Nero was out playing his show. ;-;
Remember the faceless Carlo from the last chapter? The one that Anastasia kind of sort of hooked up with at prom? This is him. I am pleased. c:
Anastasia: "Carlo! I didn't know you were coming over." If I had, I would have changed out of my smelly Sim Fu outfit... heh. (~_~;)
Carlo: "Yeah, sorry 'bout that. My friend Ramon really wants to meet your cousin, and I kinda promised I'd try to set him up with her. And... I kinda missed you a lot, so there's that."
Anastasia: "Aww, look at you being all cute!"
Carlo: "...Shut up! You're cute. So I really can't help it."
Ramon: "So... I saw you at prom and stuff. You got some pretty fly moves, girl."
Victoria: "Uh... thanks? What's your name again?"
Ramon: "Oh. It's Ramon. Wanna go out sometime?"
Victoria: "Um. I dunno. I'll think about it."
Nero: *le playing in the sprinkler awkwardly as some random boy attempts to hit on his neice*
Shortly after that, they started arguing and Ramon left. Victoria argues with everyone though, so I guess we'll have to see with these two.
Carlo: "So... I had a lot of fun with you at prom, and I was kind of wondering something."
Anastasia: "Yes?"
Carlo: "Do you- ah... you wanna be my gir-"
Anastasia: "Be my boyfriend?"
Carlo: "Damn, you beat me to it!"
Carlo: "But yeah, yeah I will."
♥
This picture basically sums up Lusa and Andre's life outside of their jobs. ALL THEY EVER DO IS DANCE. I guess whatever keeps their marriage fresh, haha.
Andre: "Damn gurl, you can bend."
Lusa: "Of course I can! You're well aware of that, baby."
Victoria: "MOM. DAD. STANDING RIGHT HERE."
nbd, just playing for tips and a fucking deer strolls over to watch.
He wasn't a fan, apparently.
Deer: "Nero Midnight? More like Nero Sucksnight. Heh. Heheheheh."
Oh yeah, Nero's stage name is Nero Midnight. 'Cause cheesy stage names are the best.
After being harassed by a deer, Nero came home only to be harassed by his neice.
Victoria: "Look at me, I'm Uncle Nero, and I think I'm sooooo great just because I'm a three-star celebrity!"
Nero: "Soon-to-be four-star celebrity, I'll have you know! And that's Mister Uncle Nero the Great to you!"
Victoria: "Who do you think you're fooling, with that tacky-ass two tone hair color?"
Nero: "BUT WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR RARRHGSFDHGFHSGF." /RAGE
Victoria: "Looks better on me, to be honest."
This is how Ruth spends the majority of her time, even though she's already a martial arts master. Gurlfriend's a stone cold bamf.
Ruth: "And don't you forget it." *smashes space rock board and precious gems fly everywhere*
seriously
that happened
Nero is officially a four star celebrity, so now he has his own stretch limo and personal driver to take him wherever he wants to go. He's also level eight in the singer career, so that means only two more levels to go before he can finally persue his true calling!
Nero: "What? Oh yes, that's right. I wanted to be a doctor once. How silly of me."
Random picture of Nero's face because he's pretty. And I changed my eye defaults again. So yeah.
Magnus was invited to this girl Abbie's house after school.
Magnus: So the pretty girl from biology invites me over... this can only mean one thing...
Magnus: She totally wants on me. Keep it cool, bro. Hold it together. You can do this. Nooo pressure.
Well, I'm not exactly sure what she's doing, but she does seem to be fond of Magnus in one way or another.
Magnus: "So Abbie, I know we don't really talk much in class, and I guess that's what got me wondering... why'd you invite me over in the first place?"
Abbie: "I dunno, you always seemed like a nice guy. Somebody I'd like to get to know better. Oh, and your dad's Nero Freaking Midnight! He's my number one celebrity crush!"
Magnus: "Oh..." come on Magnus, work this to your advantage. "You know, I'm sort of a celebrity myself! When I was a baby, I was photographed by the papparazi a lot. Y'know, since my dad would hold me and stuff, and then I'd get in the picture too... ugh, this is not helping my case. They still take pictures of me sometimes! On occasion!"
It's true, Magnus is a two star celebrity. He's the only one out of the kids to be slightly famous.
Abbie: "I know, Magnus. I, um... I never got to tell you who my other celebrity crush is. It's.. um. It's you."
Magnus: "R-really? Wow, awesome! I mean, it's kind of weird that you have a crush on both me and my dad, but hey, I'll take it!"
Spoken like a true desperate teenage boy.
After the pretty girl he likes reveals that she has a crush on him, Magnus proceeds to smack her in the face with a pillow. Because that's how we'd all react, right?
Magnus: "LOLOLOL ABBIE YOUR FACE LOL."
Abbie: "Oh, you're gonna pay for that one, Bifrost."
Magnus: "Will I now?"
And pay he did. Right upside the head.
Abbie: "OW, Magnus, stop! That was my eye!"
Magnus: "Oh man, I'm so sorry! Are you o-"
Abbie: "lol jk."
So I guess what started out as a pillow fight turned into an all-out pillow war, because by the time it was over, Abbie was pissed.
Abbie: "What the fuck, Magnus! That was a cheap hit and you know it!"
Magnus: "What are you talking about?! You're the one who kept faking injury to get a surprise hit in there!"
Magnus: "But, uh... I'm sorry? Please still consider maybe possibly being my girlfriend in the near future?"
He went home after that. Looks like Abbie needs her space.
Victoria: "Ughhh, I turn eighteen today. It's the end of my childhood as I know it!"
Magnus: "Ugh, Tori turns eighteen today. She gets to stay home and eat cake while I get to go to school! Bleh, this sucks."
Both kids woke up with mood swings. >.< I've never had this happen before.
Anastasia: *BURRRRP* "Oh man, that was a good one! Tastes like... Great Gran Corny's stir fry. Mmm. And key lime pie. Oh, hey Tori! Happy birthday!"
Victoria: "Really bitch? Did you really just burp in my face?"
Anastasia: "Hah, yup! Just think of it as a birthday present from my stomach to you! Nah, just kidding. I'll get you a real present later. That was funny though, you gotta admit."
Victoria: "Oh yeah, it was a real hoot."
But yes, it is time for Victoria to become a young adult!
Victoria's fifth and final trait is insane, making her a mean-spirited, disciplined, outdoors-loving bookworm who also happens to be insane. She hopes to become a martial arts master one day.
Well, the oldest child is officially a young adult, and the youngest is a teen, so you know what that means! It's heir poll time. (: