The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge » Gen. 2 Ch. 4 + Heir Poll
SO! My laptop arrived on the 22nd, and I spent that entire day getting all my TS3 stuff situated, so I was finally able to play for a little bit yesterday and a lot today. And I have to say, it runs wonderfully! I can't remember the last time I had so much fun playing, and I can't wait until I get to show you guys. <3
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WARNINGS: Language, adult themes, and some super angsty teen drama.
Previously in The Bifrost Family Awesomesauce Challenge:
Billy presented Cornflower with a Young Again potion as a belated birthday present, and as a result, Cornflower became, well... young again. She then proceeded to master the drum skill just as November managed to master the athletic skill. Lusa turned her imaginary friend Black Cat real, who then took on the more human-sounding name of Kat. They both went to prom shortly afterwards. November and Pumpkin had their Adult birthdays. Kala aged into a child and became the black sheep of the generation by not being a black sheep. Nero surprised me (and possibly everyone else) by aging into quite an attractive teen. Continue!
We begin this chapter with- WHAT NO BILLY WHYYYYYY. ;_;
Billy: “Ugh, can we light a scented candle or something? Smells like death in here, seriously.”
Ba dum tss
Cornflower: “La di da, just going to take a leak, do dee do- wait, Billy? W-what’s happening?”
November: “Hmm, let’s go see what mom’s up to- MOM? Oh my god, what’s the matter?!”
Cornflower: “It’s your father sweetheart, h-he’s...” *sob*
Yes, let’s all simultaneously wonder into the bathroom that dear old dad’s just died in, sure.
But oh my goodness, their faces. ;_;
Billy: “Do not weep over me, dear family. No, you must celebrate my life! Keep happy memories of me forever close to your heart, and I will always be with you. To quote Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, ‘the ones that love us never really leave us, and you can always find them in here.’ And then he points to Harry’s heart. It’s quite touching.”
Grim: “lol no you’re dead.”
R.I.P. Billy Bifrost, age 107.
Billy may be my favorite legacy spouse to date. He was sweet and artistic and basically the peanut butter to Cornflower’s jelly. He was a kind father and wonderful husband who always put his family before himself. And he was a great sim, even if he did have a secret obsession with Twilight. I won’t hold it against him, because he will truly be missed. <3
Billy has a beautiful urn, thanks to his completed LTW. Oh Corny. ;_;
At least the family had a birthday to take their minds off of things.
Kala is quite pretty, I must say. She gained Unlucky for her fourth trait.
It turns out that Lusa has a little crush on one of her classmates, so I had her invite him over straight away.
Lusa: “Hey, Andre? Yeah, it’s Lusa, I sit behind you in algebra? Y’know, the girl that’s always dressed in all black and has a permanent look of contempt on her face? Yeah, that’s me! I was wondering if maybe you’d like to hang out sometime? Right now? S-sure, that’d be great!” Oh dear god what have I done I look like crap and my parents are so embarrassing I mean MY DAD HAS BLUE HAIR FOR GOD’S SAKE and mom’s always hi-kicking stuff and my brother and sister suck and oh sweet jesus what have I done.
This is Andre Colin, in my game courtesy of AdamSpooky’s Pudding Sampler over at GOS. He looks none too happy to be Lusa’s object of affection.
Andre: “Um, aren’t we standing a little... close?”
Lusa: “WHO’S STANDING CLOSE. WHAT. I DON’T SEE ANYBODY. My god, you have such perfectly-sculpted features..”
Andre: “Should I go, orrrr..?”
Lusa: “NO! I-I mean, no, don’t go. I’m sorry if I’m coming on a little too strong, Andre. My grandpa just died a few hours ago so I’m a little emotional right now. I’d understand if you want to leave...”
Gurlfran did not just use her dead grandfather to get a guy. Good job on your morals.
Andre: “Oh my god, Lusa, I’m so sorry! Of course I’m not going to leave, your grandpa just died for god’s sake! You need a friend during this tough time.”
Lusa: “Or a boyfriend. A boyfriend would be nice too.”
Andre: “..What was that?”
Lusa: “I mean SOB OH GRANDPA HOW I MISS YOU SO BOO HOO.”
The two then proceeded to gossip and have a pillow fight. Lusa’s just so broken up inside.
Oh yes, and apparently Andre is a one star celeb in my game, so he makes faces like this a lot. It’s quite entertaining, actually.
I lol’d.
Lusa: “So Andre, now that we’ve gossiped, had a pillow fight, and exchanged bouquets of flowers, can we finally be an exclusive couple?”
Andre: “I dunno babe, I’ll have to sleep on it.” This girl’s like putty in my hands, aw yeah.
Lusa: “Okay...” ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU.
Apparently Billy’s death affected Nero more so than it did Lusa, because I found him raging at Cornflower shortly after Andre left.
Nero: “YOU LET GRANDPA GIVE YOU HIS ONLY YOUNG AGAIN POTION WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS! GOD GRANDMA YOU’RE SO SELFISH SOMETIMES.”
Nero, bby, what is your face doing?
Cornflower: “Look, Nero, it’s perfectly normal for you to be emotional about your grandpa’s death, but he wanted me to have his Young Again potion. He told me himself he wouldn’t have it any other way. And don’t listen to the grim reaper, your grandpa really is always with you. He’s here, in your heart.”
Nero: “Thanks grandma, I’m sorry for taking my frustrations out on you. I didn’t mean what I said. I’m glad you’re here.”
Cornflower: “Oh Nero... you’re gonna make me cry saying things like that. I’m glad I’m here too, sweetheart.”
What’s this? Looks like Nero has a lovely lady caller! Her name is Ruth and she belongs to jossoco, but I thought I’d steal her and teenify her for Nero. (: She has the cutest little elf ears, oh my goodness.
Nero: “Hi you’re pretty let’s be friends.”
Ruth: “Um. Okay?”
Ruth: “Hey, you know that weird girl Lusa that goes to our school? I heard that she’s so crazy that she actually thinks she turned her imaginary friend into a real person, can you believe that?”
Nero: “LOL THAT WEIRD GIRL LUSA IS MY SISTER LOL. Hey, I’ve got some gossip too!” *whispers*
Ruth: “Dude. That is so messed up.”
Nero: “What? All I said was that my imaginary friend Shadow sometimes wets the bed. What’s so strange about that?”
Oh Nero, I wish you were kidding.
That’s okay though, things were quickly remedied with a good ol’ silly face.
She totally wants you, bro.
In other news, NOVEMBER CAN FUCKING LEVITATE NOW so that’s pretty cool.
WAT.
Andre was invited over the next evening. DA FUCK, DUDE. Why you gotta play my girl like that?
Andre: “Ay man, don’t hate the player, hate the game.” (;
That excuse is so old, last time I heard it I scoffed so hard I FELL OF MY DINOSAUR.
Lusa was ready to confront him about it, but Nero got there first.
Nero: “Hah, so this is the poor sap that Ruth’s been hanging out with? I’m starting to think she may need glasses.”
Andre: “You watch your tongue, ZERO. My father will hear about this, you know. And then you’ll never be able to pursue an acting career in this town. NEVER.”
Nero: “Oh, Zero. That’s original. I don’t give a damn what your father thinks, Malfoy Colin.”
I imagine Andre’s dad as this hotshot Hollywood producer or something, since Andre’s a celeb himself. Also I’ve been watching ABC Family’s Harry Potter weekend while writing this update and I bet you totally couldn’t tell.
Lusa: “So Andre, about you and that other girl... I mean, I know we never said we were dating or anything, but you said you wanted more time to think about it. I didn’t realize that meant “totally forget about Lusa and hang out with another girl instead”.
Andre: “You don’t understand, Lusa. We did hang out, I admit it, but nothing else happened! Maybe I was a little flirty, but that’s just the way I talk I guess. I was thinking about you the entire time, I swear.”
Lusa: “Were you really?”
Andre: “Yes! I couldn’t stop thinking about you, as a matter of fact.”
Lusa: “Alright, I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions. But next time you hang out with a girl, give me the heads up or bring me along. That way I don’t have to hear it from my stupid brother.”
Andre: “Deal.”
Lusa: “So... did you sleep on it?”
Andre: “I did.”
Lusa: “And your verdict is?”
Well there’s a verdict for ya. <3
November’s already level 6 in the martial arts skill, I believe. She owns.
Most of the time, anyway.
November: “MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS MY EYE.”
She gets real intense during training.
Pumpkin holding a phone? November’s sister Autumn scowling at the camera? Jelly Bean and her daughter Paulette on the doorstep? Must be a ~Bifrost Birthday Bash~ hahaha /oh god I am so lame.
Anyway. Andre’s up first in case he tries to run away while Lusa ages up.
Sew hawt, but oh dear god let’s burn that shirt.
Then Lusa. Is it just me, or do the kids this gen just really really suck at smiling? Must be a Generation Black thing.
Aaaaahhh my goodness, she’s adorable. <3 Lusa’s fifth and final trait is Unlucky, and I actually have no idea what her LTW is because for once I forgot to write it down. Damn it. D:
Well, the oldest child is a Young Adult and the youngest is a Teen. You know what that means! It’s heir poll time, click here to vote! (: