The La Force Legacy: Generation 6, Ch. 2
Hello again! Posting this chapter a day earlier than usual because of reasons (click that), hope you guys don't mind. ;D
WARNINGS: Language, adult themes, and totally sweet falcon.
IN THE LAST NECTAR-SOAKED EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Zelda convinced Devin (randuhh) to marry her, and the two promptly moved out afterwards. Link did essentially the same thing, except with Penelope rather than Devin. Puck became an elder. Saria was revealed as our Generation Six (holy shit generation six!) heiress. Septimus moved in and quickly became engaged to our heiress. Rogue became a badass ol’ lady. The La Forces adopted a second cat, ohyeah_sims’s Dalek, who Navi seems to have taken quite a liking to. A bachelorette party was had. Proceed!
We begin this chapter with some wedding spam. Yup, spammin’ ya right away. My apologies.
/end wedding spam
Let’s take a look at who we’ve got in the crowd. From left to right: Link’s wife Penelope (I think Link got stuck inside the house or something), Stark, Pizza Girl from the last chapter (I thiiiink her name’s Autumn), tiptoehappiness’s Alexander Goth (he is so cute oh my goodness), and Zelda of course. SO. MUCH. PARENTHESIS.
Moving along! It’s cake cuttin’ time, for which Saria puts on her best derp/slightly psychotic face.
Saria: “Haaaiiii cake...” *drools*
Septimus: “Sweetheart, you’re drooling again.”
Saria: “Heheheh... you’re gonna be in my belly in less than five seconds, you delicious sugary sugar bread!”
Septimus: “..Just keep smiling and pretending that you’re not noticing any strange behavior from your new wife. Yeah. This is believable.”
Back inside, Navi was about to make me cry buckets of tears because I wasn’t ready for her to become an elder yet. ): Also NO NAVI/DALEK KITTENS IN MY GAME. D: Unfortunately when Dalek moved in, Navi was already three days away from becoming an elder and getting two cats to like each other in this game takes some time, at least in my experience. Oh well, at least they can still be companions/lovers/life partners/whatever you wanna call it.
But yeah, Navi’s still adorable and all that good stuff.
Septimus: “Yes, Sunset Valley Airlines? Two tickets to Champs Les Sims, please.”
And so the newlyweds arrived to their honeymoon destination. Saria didn’t look too happy to be there, though.
Septimus: “Isn’t it great here, Saria? I dunno how, but the air just smells romantic!”
Saria: “That would be the baguette shop across the street. Also I was under the impression we’d be going to Egypt, just sayin’...”
Saria: “I’m just gonna say it right now. I call dibs on where we go next time. All this.. bread aroma is giving me a headache.”
Irrational grump is irrational and grumpy.
The two decided to go do their own things once they got to the base camp.
Septimus: “Saria’ll like it here.. y’know, once she gets past all the good smells. I don’t know what her aversion to good smells is all abou- holy fuck I just took my own queen.”
Saria rolled the wish to meet a local, and lucky for her, one waltzed right past as I saved the wish.
Saria: “Bonjour! Merci beaucoup! Oui oui! Ummm. Grey poupon? I’m running out of french things to say.”
Frenchman: “Zat is okay, lucky for you I speak English.”
Saria: “Oh, cool! So what’s it like, living in France?”
Frenchman: “It really is not that different from what you know, we do everyzing zat you Americans do: hang out with friends, play video games..”
Saria: “Excuse me sir but HOW DARE YOU. I HAPPEN TO BE A TECHNOPHOBE AND FIND YOUR LANGUAGE OFFENSIVE.”
Frenchman: “Offensive? All I said was I like to play vid-”
Saria: “WELL IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE CONSIDERATE THEN THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.”
Frenchman: “My apologies, I still don’t quite underst-”
Saria: “I SAID GOOD DAY.”
Frenchman: “And you call us ze rude ones. Hmph!”
To avoid any further drama with the locals, I sent Sep and Saria out to find ~adventure.
Saria: “Aha! This ad here says this guy lost something very very important in an old tomb...”
Five bucks says it’s a baseball.
Saria: “So I heard you were looking for something important and valuable in an old tomb. Me and my guy can help you out with that, y’know, for the right price.”
Adventure Guy: “Yes, yes, of course. You will find what I lost in ze Forgotten Burial Mound outside of town.”
Saria: “..Seems legit. Alright, you got yourself a deal!”
Saria: “So this is the Forgotten Burial Mound. Doesn’t look so scary.”
Septimus: “Yeah, this’ll be over in what, an hour, hour and a half tops?”
Septimus: “Aw shit, manual labor. I’ll let you take this one, babe!”
Saria: “How.. thoughtful.”
Saria: “Damn schmoozing husband... somehow managed to schmooze even me into doing something for him... just for that, I won’t allow any sexy times this ENTIRE TRIP. See how he likes it.” *mumblegrumble*
Saria: “But he’s so fiiiiine... NO! NO SARIA, DON’T THINK OF HIS ADORABLE ASS.”
Saria: *le step*
Septimus: *le actually doing something useful for once*
Septimus: “Oh god. Oh GOD. What if there are bugs in there? I’ve read my fair share of legacies and there are ALWAYS bugs in there. I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. DON’T THINK I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.”
Septimus: “OH MY GOD I SURVIVED SWEET JESUS THANK YOU PRAISE BE TO GOD.”
Saria: “Yup, it’s not like I’m throwing my back out clearing away all this rubble over here all by myself.”
Welp. So much for no sexy times during this entire trip.
It’s so much fun making Sep stick his arm into those things. He makes the greatest faces.
This must be the ~SUPER INTENSE BOSS BATTLE STAGE~
Septimus: “Ooh, gold!” *good memory*
Saria: “So I’m thinking that the glowy hole in the ground might be a good indication of where that guy’s super important and valuable lost item is...”
Saria: “A BASEBALL? Really? That’s what the super important thing is?”
Saria. That doesn’t look anything like a baseball.
Saria: “Oh no, it is. It’s a baseball. The pop-up told me so.”
Looks more like a glowing orb-like thing to m-
Saria: “IT’S A BASEBALL. THE POP-UP NEVER LIES.”
Septimus: *le breaking personal record for amount of useful tasks performed in one day (two)* “Hey look, I found the exit!”
Saria: “GOOD. I’m gonna go bitch at that guy who made us spend two out of our three vacation days in a tomb for a fucking BASEBALL.”
Saria: “You sir, are a terrible human being. Here’s your goddamn baseball. Good day to you.”
Adventure Guy: “Oh, merci beau-”
Saria: “I SAID GOOD DAY.”
The next morning at the base camp...
Saria: “Sep, I miss home. I miss Mom and Dad and Navi and Dalek. Would you be okay with going home a little earlier?”
Septimus: “Actually, I was going to ask you the same question. Go upstairs and pack, I’ll call for the next flight out.”
Seriously, they both rolled wishes to go home early. Poor things were homesick, I guess.
So while Saria and Septimus were on a plane ride back to Sunset Valley, Rogue decided to pay her nephew Rudolph (Thor’s son) a visit. Thor wasn’t there and neither was his wife, actually. A+ parenting at it’s finest.
Rogue: “Hi there Rudy! Can I call you Rudy? I’m your Auntie Rogue! I know this visit is long overdue. Like, ten years overdue. But I’m here now! So what do you like? What are your interests? Favorite books?”
Rudolph: “...Books? Oh, you mean those things that are kind of like computers but not as awesome?”
Rogue: “…”
Rogue: “…”
Rogue: “…I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
Rogue: “Y’know Rudy, I hate to do this, but you know how the old saying goes.”
Rudolph: “W-what old saying, Auntie?”
Rogue: “Little boys who don’t read their books get their cheekies pinched by their aunties. I’m sorry it has to be this way, Rudy…”
Rudolph: “OH GOD NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT! I-I’ll go read my books, I promise! Everyday!”
Rogue: “Thatta boy. Well, thank you for inviting me into your lovely home, be sure to say hello to your father for me. Goodnight Rudy!”
I think it’s safe to assume this kid’s gonna have nightmares for quite a while after this.
Back at home, Navi and Dalek were being adorable and generally making me want to kick myself over the fact that they can’t have kittens. |:<
Well well well, looks like something good came of that vacation after all~
Saria: “Sep, what would you say if I told you that we conceived a child in France?”
Septimus: “I’d say, ‘Whoa, no way, that is awesomesauce!’ and then I would expect it to come out smelling like fresh bread and romance. Why?”
Saria: “Um, because we conceived a child in France..?”
Septimus: “WHOA, NO WAY, THAT IS AWESOMESAUCE! You think it’ll come out smelling like fresh bread and romance?”
Saria: “Sure, Sep. Sure.”
Septimus: “Sweeeet.”
I got the pop-up that Zelda and Devin’s little one had finally aged into a toddler, so I sent Saria over to pay the family a visit.
Zelda: “Hey sis, long time no see! It’s so good to see you though, Devin’s been working a lot lately so it’s just been me and Chadd for the most part. It’s nice to have some company.”
Saria: “Yeah, I missed you guys so I figured I’d pop in for a bit. Oh, and I have some pretty exciting news myself!”
Zelda: “Come on in then! Looks like Devin’s just coming home now anyway, we can all go inside for a chat.”
Saria: “Hey Dev! How’s it going? Treating my sister well, I hope! Hahaha, nah I kid. And who’s this little guy?”
Devin: “Oh, hi Saria. This is Chadd, he just had his first birthday as a matter of fact.”
Saria: “Can I hold him?”
Devin: “Uhhh... I don’t know about that, Saria. How about you watch me hold him? From a safe distance?”
Devin doesn’t look like he feels too comfortable with Saria around Chadd. My game pop-ups say it’s because Saria “doesn’t know this family well enough” (even though it’s her sister’s kid) but I think it’s secretly that grumpy trait that makes him uneasy. xD
No matter, Chadd's adorable anyway! He’s got Zelda’s bright blue eyes and maybe some imaginary grandparent hair color from Devin’s side. I could be wrong, but I think he’s inherited the La Force pouty lip as well.
Aw, Devin did this autonomously! Ah my goodness it was so cute so I had to take a picture. Glad to see these two are still so happy. <3
Saria: “So anyway, back to my news. Guess who’s going to be an aunt?”
Zelda: “Oh my god, no way! You’re pregnant?!”
Saria: “Well it definitely isn’t Link, so yeah, I’m pregnant. I’m stoked!”
Zelda: “My sister, Saria La Force, pregnant. I never thought I’d see the day!”
Saria: “Yup, the doctors say Sep’s got some strong swimmers so I’m not expecting this to be the last time.”
Zelda: “That and you’re heiress, meaning you’re basically contractually obligated to pop out a school bus of kids.”
Saria: “Yeeeup.”
Meet the newest member of the La Force family, Captain La Force! Named after Captain Falcon of course, since he’s a falcon and all. Rogue found him pecking around outside in the backyard. Not gonna lie, he’s pretty much a bamf.
And Rogue is a bamf when she walks around with Captain on her shoulders.
Rogue: “Who’s gonna mess with an old lady carrying a damn falcon on her shoulders? Nobody with any common sense, that’s who.”
Aw, it's nice seeing Rogue so happy. <3
Pointless picture has no point but is painfully cute. :3
Saria: “DAAAAAAAAAD CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!”
Puck: “I wasn’t even in the same room with your mother when you and your brother and sister were born! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. ROOOOOGUE!”
And so the first child of Generation Seven was born! Meet JT La Force, who is both Neurotic and Athletic and favors R&B, Stir Fry, and the color Sea Foam. If you didn’t already guess, the naming scheme this generation is Star Trek. (:
JT was aged up promptly and I must say I am not disappointed. He’s adorable! He’s got Septimus’s hair color and Saria’s eye color, I think. It looks like he’ll be a nice blend of his parents. Anyway, this is where I’ll leave you because I don’t have any more La Force screenshots. Next time:
• I haven’t the slightest clue
• There will be birthdays obviously
• And maybe I’ll try out a new default skin
• And maybe other stuff... will go down
• Babies?
• I’m so terrible at this
• Goodbye for now
Thanks for reading, until next time! <3