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usedsuperpower

.001 [Audio -> Video] | Action for anyone in New Bark

Nov 08, 2010 01:22

[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few ( Read more... )

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[Video] foolishwren November 8 2010, 01:18:57 UTC

[HOLY JESUSFUCK BACON ON AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH mother of god.]

[There's a cracking, rattling sound, and that is the sound of Heather throwing her PokeGear across the room. It lands face-down against the floor so Stitch will get a nice close-up view of carpet fibers. Meanwhile, on Heather's end, all she can hear is Stitch's various angry jabberings muffled against the rug. But she gets the general idea.]

[Video] usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 18:53:33 UTC

[A few moments of despairing and rage-wailing pass before Stitch realize that SHIT something's happening on this! He hasitly picks the 'Gear up and... wait, what? He squints at the camera in an attempt to make out what the heck this is]

Your fur is dirty.

[Video] foolishwren November 8 2010, 21:42:45 UTC

[After a second or two, Heather iiiinches towards the 'Gear and picks it up again-- thereby replacing the rug fibers with a shot of ol' freckle-face here.]

Do you always scream at everything or was this just a special case?

[She sounds a little curious, but mostly irritated.]

[Video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 05:51:31 UTC

[He snorts.]

I wasn't screaming at you!

[He says this as if getting screamed at by Stitch is some kind of honorable thing.]

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[ video ] bauhinias November 8 2010, 01:31:45 UTC

[ W-what the hell. ]

That is your Pokémon and this is Sparta.

[ video ] usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 18:56:39 UTC

[Growling.]

When did it become mine? I didn't ask for it

[ video ] bauhinias November 9 2010, 02:54:01 UTC

Whether you asked for it or not, it still doesn't change.

[ video ] usedsuperpower November 11 2010, 20:13:00 UTC

Well then, is it useful for anything?

[Stitch is very frustrated, can you tell?]

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[video] trouble_angel November 8 2010, 01:36:04 UTC

[The feed comes up on Misha, who, while she didn't drop the gear, is kind of blown away from the initial volume, staring at it with a vacant expression. She hears the question "is this Earth" after her ears reset, though, and perks up. Ooh, she can answer that one!]

Hiya! This is da human world, su! And, um, they call it Earth, too!

...I think.

Ooh, your Pokemon is sooooo cute, su! I think it likes you, teeheehee!

[She's just as airheaded as the Hoppip, it seems, but at least she can talk.]

[video] usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 16:54:22 UTC

[At first Stitch just... stares. A long stare. The Hoppip floats by in the background.]

Pokemon...?

[video] trouble_angel November 9 2010, 05:44:35 UTC

Ummm, I dunno, su! That's just what they're cally-called, heehee. Everybody else says so, su.

Oooooh, are ya not from "Earth"?

[video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 09:02:37 UTC

Pokemon. Right. [He assumes this is some weird word for 'animal']

No, but I was on Earth before I got transported here..!

video! photonsaber November 8 2010, 01:38:21 UTC

[asdfghjkl she nearly dropped her Pokegear, but managed to have a firm grip on it instead.]

M-Mister? You're not in your home world anymore...

video! usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 17:44:34 UTC

[Cue double facepalm.]

[Wait. Hold it. Judging by the smile on his face, it looks like he just realized something.]

Is this like... another universe?

video! photonsaber November 8 2010, 19:25:44 UTC

I guess so! It's like another world where everything is different, but I heard that some other people knew about it as a... "video game". [Not that she knew what in the world was a video game, but... Perhaps this guy would know! Yeah.]

video! usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 22:29:46 UTC

Are you saying we're in a video-game?

[He starts out dead-serious. Then he breaks out a short laugh]

That's impossible.

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of_france November 8 2010, 01:42:46 UTC

[Oh, man, France is so glad he only got the tail end of the video.]

This is not Earth. I am most certain it is Hell, although some people will try to tell you differently.

I think you have a Hoppip, though, although it's face is a bit... odd.

usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 17:30:03 UTC

[Stitch has a hard time coming to a conclusion. Some say this is Earth, some say it isn't, and now this guy says it's hell. Whatever that is. He decides not to comment on it.]

What do you mean I have? Is it mine?

of_france November 8 2010, 23:09:33 UTC

[Don't worry, France is kind of biased when it comes to what he thinks this world is.]

The Hoppip is your starter pokemon, meant to be a friend and protector. It's your companion on your journey through Hell.

usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 06:04:14 UTC

[Protector? Pfah, Stitch scoffs at the thought.]

So this retarded thing is going to follow me wherever I go and I can't do anything about it?

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