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Nov 08, 2010 01:22

[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few ( Read more... )

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[Video] foolishwren November 8 2010, 01:18:57 UTC
[HOLY JESUSFUCK BACON ON AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH mother of god.]

[There's a cracking, rattling sound, and that is the sound of Heather throwing her PokeGear across the room. It lands face-down against the floor so Stitch will get a nice close-up view of carpet fibers. Meanwhile, on Heather's end, all she can hear is Stitch's various angry jabberings muffled against the rug. But she gets the general idea.]

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 8 2010, 18:53:33 UTC
[A few moments of despairing and rage-wailing pass before Stitch realize that SHIT something's happening on this! He hasitly picks the 'Gear up and... wait, what? He squints at the camera in an attempt to make out what the heck this is]

Your fur is dirty.

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[Video] foolishwren November 8 2010, 21:42:45 UTC
[After a second or two, Heather iiiinches towards the 'Gear and picks it up again-- thereby replacing the rug fibers with a shot of ol' freckle-face here.]

Do you always scream at everything or was this just a special case?

[She sounds a little curious, but mostly irritated.]

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 05:51:31 UTC
[He snorts.]

I wasn't screaming at you!

[He says this as if getting screamed at by Stitch is some kind of honorable thing.]

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[Video] foolishwren November 9 2010, 05:53:13 UTC
So you were just screaming in general?

At life?

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 06:02:05 UTC
...yeeeah..

You guys where not supposed to hear that but this human technology or what shit it is.. [The view goes Cloverfield as he shakes the 'Gear] ... sucks.

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[Video] foolishwren November 9 2010, 06:04:27 UTC
[Stitch's somewhat broken English has her boggling for a second, but she gets the general idea.]

Don't like humans, huh.

[SORRY LOL BUT YOU TOTES ARE ONE NOW.]

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 09:25:05 UTC
[He grimaces]

I don't like anyone.

[He isn't aware of that yet ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT SUDDENLY HE IS TALL]

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[Video] foolishwren November 9 2010, 09:26:40 UTC
Equal-opportunity discrimination. I guess that's fair. Probably won't get you far, though. 'Specially not here.

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 9 2010, 22:20:20 UTC
Really? Why wouldn't it?

[He squints at her in an attempt to look threatening, as if he is daring her to answer]

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[Video] foolishwren November 9 2010, 22:26:47 UTC
[Sorry, Stitch! She's seen much scarier than your (admittedly freaky) all-black eyes.]

This world ain't much fun when you're by yourself.

More power to you, though. Lemme know how that goes.

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 10 2010, 22:45:12 UTC
[What, why would someone else's company make this place better? Stitch does not compute.]

I am not all alone.

[The frustration in his voice is impossible to miss. And as if on cue, the Hoppip floats by in the background.]

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[Video] foolishwren November 10 2010, 22:50:54 UTC
[Derppip was clearly the best company you could possibly ask for.]

[Heather raised a brow.]

.... Well.

Besides that thing.

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[Video] usedsuperpower November 12 2010, 23:07:04 UTC
[Derppip keeps floating about looking like awesome-smiley. Just.. more braindead.]

I'd rather be alone than with useless Thing.

[Aaw, come on Stitch, you really don't mean that]

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