how's my driving

[usedquidproquo]

 i'm not a psychopathic serial killer. i am not a cannibal. i am not hannibal lecter.

i know i'm not perfect, either, so please guide me to the way to perfection.

/will make pretty later

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[anonymous]

Hey, Loretta. I know you've had ... some really shitty stuff in your life happen recently, and I get not being able to be active. I get that, and I am amazed you even came back-- especially since you're still as chipper and outgoing as always. I'm grateful also, because it was a joy speaking with you and threading with you before in march and april. One problem I have, however, is ... Hannibal's activity.

I remember when you first put on plurk that you were going to play hannibal way back in april, and when you put up that dearmun post that exploded. You stated yourself that playing him scared you, but hey, you were good at it. Keyword being...good

[dead_black_eyes]

Hey anon. Ummmm I thought that for the sake of STUFF I'd do you a real big favor and help you out, because goodness knows that it's hard work to actually read things that people write. tl;dr, amirite?

Every word in this sentence links to outstanding Hannibal Lecter trolling.

I also want to draw your attention to this selfish and unreasonable post in which Hannibal's player declared a four-day hiatus to recover from illness over a holiday where most players in the United States weren't online much, anyway. She returns here, bringing back Claire and saying that she's doing some canon review for Hannibal