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[usedquidproquo]

 i'm not a psychopathic serial killer. i am not a cannibal. i am not hannibal lecter.

i know i'm not perfect, either, so please guide me to the way to perfection.

/will make pretty later

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[dead_black_eyes]

Hey anon. Ummmm I thought that for the sake of STUFF I'd do you a real big favor and help you out, because goodness knows that it's hard work to actually read things that people write. tl;dr, amirite?

Every word in this sentence links to outstanding Hannibal Lecter trolling.

I also want to draw your attention to this selfish and unreasonable post in which Hannibal's player declared a four-day hiatus to recover from illness over a holiday where most players in the United States weren't online much, anyway. She returns here, bringing back Claire and saying that she's doing some canon review for Hannibal.

DESPITE those posts and the ensuing non-activity, there's still been plenty to get Hannibal's player through the activity check several times over, and I thought you should know that. Why not let said player decide whether or not Hannibal can be here for the long run? Also, consider putting on your big-girl pants and actually telling her that you want YOUR character(s) tagged by Hannibal rather than posting something like this. :/ I mean her activity is CLEARLY not the problem, so something else must be. I didn't even link EVERY SOLITARY THREAD in her intro post, and that alone could have made my sentence so much unnecessarily longer. No, every single word in that sentence references a different post entirely.

You're RIGHT when you say that Hannibal is in-character. I couldn't agree more. But seriously, if you want something to complain about, I have something so much better.