Comments | usedlaserbeam: 016 | Goldenrod City

usedlaserbeam

016 | Goldenrod City | Audio → Text;

Dec 28, 2011 21:39

[The clatter of plastic against hardwood is the first indication that this recording is probably not intentional; the second is the fact that for the initial few seconds, there's no discernible speech, but rather just a cacophony of clicking nails, scampering feet, rapid footsteps, and the occasional frustrated grunt. Then at last, amidst the noise ( Read more... )

mad pokemon breeding science, always glorious always victorious, world's best grandpa, lady is forever the hbic, the perils of dramatic irony, the gentleman is not amused, be awed by our shenanigans, i am fifteen and what is this, no really i'm the responsible one, ▶ goldenrod city, super swank tennis clubhouse, hit the deck it's the grandkids, brb screaming like a little girl, my pokeymans let me show you them

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( text ) attrites December 29 2011, 03:19:05 UTC

[ we'll just say Akaya is out training somewhere trying to get away from the madness that is the grandkids when he sees this - ]

don't drug pokémon!!
i'm pretty sure that's like illegal or something

and if it's not it should be

( text ) usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 03:24:01 UTC

[This is the best solution. HEAD FOR THE HILLS, AKAYA]

I'm not drugging them. I'm putting them to sleep with the powder from a standard Pokemon attack.

( text ) attrites December 30 2011, 03:51:29 UTC

but you're not battling them you're raising them

( text ) usedlaserbeam December 30 2011, 03:54:26 UTC

My point is, it's nothing worse than what they'd face in the regular course of battling. Which they'll have to do, eventually.

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text; usedkunai December 29 2011, 03:55:45 UTC

still havin probs w/ all the eevee i guess?

text; usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 04:03:03 UTC

They hatched. The apocalypse is here.

text; usedkunai December 29 2011, 04:30:43 UTC

thaaaaaaats prob an exaggeration by a long shot

but good luck...

text; usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 04:34:58 UTC

The rather touching news is, the six of them seem to be inseparable.

Which is endearing, up until they decide to charge and swarm. Which they did a lot of today.

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text; thickfat December 29 2011, 06:00:22 UTC

Junior can ヾ(・ε・。)

text; usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 06:05:21 UTC

...I'll pay you.

text; thickfat December 29 2011, 06:06:57 UTC

cash or services?

text; usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 06:07:43 UTC

That depends on the services.

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[text] usedscudserve December 29 2011, 14:04:02 UTC

I don't have any Pokemon that know Sleep Powder, but I could lend hand if you need it, Yagyuu-san. Six Eevees sound like quite a handful.

[text] usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 18:08:42 UTC

That's kind of you to offer, Ootori-kun. You're right, 'a handful' is an excellent way of describing it.

text; cynicizing December 29 2011, 18:25:49 UTC

six eevees?

damn. i can barely deal with one.

text; usedlaserbeam December 29 2011, 18:31:36 UTC

My Espeon recently came to the conclusion that I was neglecting her and decided to remedy the situation. With children.

text; cynicizing January 1 2012, 06:11:03 UTC

sucks to be you.

though maybe it's kind of your own fault then.

text; usedlaserbeam January 2 2012, 03:12:41 UTC

Is it my responsibility to nursemaid the feelings of every member of my roster?

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