WELCOME TO THE BREEDING CENTRE

[usedeverything]

[ A recorded message plays after a few rings; ]

Hey, this is Souji.

And Yosuke!

And you've reached the Breeding Centre. Sorry, but we can't pick up right now because the centre is closed for the winter break. It'll reopen on January 3rd.

You make it sound like a school break, dude...

Sh. So anyway, all eggs will be delivered either on the 3rd

Comments

IC MESSAGE;

[usedkunai]

Du-dude, what the hell is that message! I was gonna -- people are really going to start to think my name is Yuudai if you do.... augh!

Listen, when I get back, we're having a serious talk about that, okay? I'm bringing back food too so just... I'll see you soon. [Click!]

ic message ; 5/3

[usedswitcheroo]

Hey, Souji! I had two leftover Porygon eggs that I don't think I really want, so do you mind if I drop them off at the breeding center instead so somebody would eventually get them? Let me know soon. Thanks!

video reply ; 5/3 ; ten minutes later

[usedeverything]

Hey, Daisuke, and yeah, that's fine by me. Drop them over and tell me at what price you want to sell them for. I'll see if anyone wants them.

audio reply ; 5/3 ; five minutes later

[usedswitcheroo]

Yeah, I'll do that. Thanks! The prices... How about P500 or P1000? Which one do you think is better for Porygons?

video reply ; 5/3 ;

[usedeverything]

I haven't seen any Porygon eggs before so I think P1000? Whatever the price is, you're getting full profit from it.

ic message

[sharkfoodbound]

I've got a pokémon egg I don't really need. Can I come by and drop it off at the center?

ic message ; five minutes later

[usedeverything]

Yeah, that's fine by me. Just tell me the species and how much you want to sell it for.

ic message ; half an hour later

[sharkfoodbound]

It's a Riolu egg. What's a reasonable price, you think?

video reply;

[usedeverything]

I haven't seen a lot of those, so maybe P2500? [ A pause... ] Think I can be the one that buys it from you actually?

[Video Message]

[tiercelet]

[Merlin looks severely wrong-footed when the message begins]

...Yu and Yuudai?

I...ah. I-I'm sorry, I think I might have called the wrong number.

[Video Reply ; five minutes later]

[usedeverything]

[ NO WAIT MERLIN BB COME BACK YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME-- ]

Sorry about that. The name of the centre is just a joke.

Do you need someone, Merlin?

[Video Reply ; three minutes later]

[tiercelet]

[GDI SOUJI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU]

Souji! I was looking for you, actually. [A pause, then a grin] Since when has your name been Yu or Yuudai?

[Video Reply]

[usedeverything]

[ HEY YOU DON'T TALK TO THE PERSON GIVING YOU FREE EGGS LIKE THIS. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS ]

[ A smile. ] Apparently since I got the wrong business cards with the name Yu. Someone thought it'll be a good name for the centre.

[voice]

[usedtroll]

Hey hey hey, guess who! It's your favorite Pokémon buyer -- June!

I noticed recently I've only got one fire Pokémon. Big problem. I've been looking around, and bam! My good friend Souji has a Charmander with my name on it!

So is it okay if I take one off your hands, Mr. Breeder?

[voice; five minutes later]

[usedeverything]

[ A small chuckle. ]

Hey there, June-san, and sure. Where should I send it to?

[ voice; ]

[usedtroll]

-- Aww, you didn't think that was it, did you? You know I can't resist your Pokémon ~

Let's see... Charmander, Eevee, Squirtle and Abra? And that's about P3200! Plus a little extra for being my favorite breeder in town.

If that all works for you -- I'm still in Goldenrod. If you're here too, I can just go pick them up?

[ voice; ]

[usedeverything]

[ OH JESUS JUNE YOU'RE REALLY NOT HOLDING BACK ARE YOU ASLDKJFASD ]

Here, how about we make the price down to P2000 instead, since you're always buying so much from me, Miss Favourite Customer.

[ And a nod. ] Yeah, I'm at the centre right now so you can come in and pick them up whenever.