WELCOME TO THE BREEDING CENTRE

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[ A recorded message plays after a few rings; ]

Hey, this is Souji.

And Yosuke!

And you've reached the Breeding Centre. Sorry, but we can't pick up right now because the centre is closed for the winter break. It'll reopen on January 3rd.

You make it sound like a school break, dude...

Sh. So anyway, all eggs will be delivered either on the 3rd

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[voice]

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Hey hey hey, guess who! It's your favorite Pokémon buyer -- June!

I noticed recently I've only got one fire Pokémon. Big problem. I've been looking around, and bam! My good friend Souji has a Charmander with my name on it!

So is it okay if I take one off your hands, Mr. Breeder?

[voice; five minutes later]

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[ A small chuckle. ]

Hey there, June-san, and sure. Where should I send it to?

[ voice; ]

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-- Aww, you didn't think that was it, did you? You know I can't resist your Pokémon ~

Let's see... Charmander, Eevee, Squirtle and Abra? And that's about P3200! Plus a little extra for being my favorite breeder in town.

If that all works for you -- I'm still in Goldenrod. If you're here too, I can just go pick them up?

[ voice; ]

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[ OH JESUS JUNE YOU'RE REALLY NOT HOLDING BACK ARE YOU ASLDKJFASD ]

Here, how about we make the price down to P2000 instead, since you're always buying so much from me, Miss Favourite Customer.

[ And a nod. ] Yeah, I'm at the centre right now so you can come in and pick them up whenever.

[ voice; ]

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[ DON'T LAUGH AT ME. ;W; ]

What kind of business are you running here, Mr. Breeder Business-Man? You've almost cut the price into two thirds.

[ But she laughs because LOL THAT MEAN YOU'RE GETTING A BIGGER TIP.] I'll be over soon. It might take awhile because there's someone I'm trying to avoid, but expect me there in an hour, at most!

[ voice; ]

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[ I'M JUST FLIPPING OUT-- HOW MANY POKEMON DOES SHE HAVE NOW ]

Call it a loyal customer discount.

[ And he is totally not going to take that tip btw-- but huh, avoiding someone? Well, Souji won't ask since it might be personal so he just nods again. ] The doors will always be open until ten at night, so take your time.

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[ TEN IN ALL, THIRTEEN FROM SOUJI AKJSDH. ]

Oh, I bet you say that to all your customers ~

And keep you waiting? Oh no. I know you'll cry if I'm not there soon. [ Giggle, giggle, she's so silly ~ ]

[ voice; ]

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[ JESUS JUNE YOU'RE MAKING AN ARMY OF SOUJI EGGS ]

Only to the ones that buys as many eggs as you.

[ He chuckles and decides to play along. ] Well, then you better hurry. I only have half a box of tissues left and they won't last me very long.