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usedburninate

Video ; Action for Violet City ; EVERYONE ON PLURK is terrible.

Jan 29, 2011 18:07

[There is a video of a boy, sitting cross-legged in the snow. In his lap... happens to be a wild Magikarp.

... He's chewing on it, with absolutely no luck as it still... flops about once in a while. And it seems to be made of fucking steelSitting next to him is his Gible. You can practically feel the aura of "what the fuck are you doing" from ( Read more... )

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[ video ] staryou January 29 2011, 23:10:56 UTC

[ ........... ]

[ video ] usedburninate January 29 2011, 23:12:36 UTC

[Well. He didn't know Terrible Terror was recording. But now he does. So...

He'll tilt his head at you, curiously.]

Mm?

[ video ] staryou January 29 2011, 23:13:31 UTC

What are you doing?

[ video ] usedburninate January 29 2011, 23:15:14 UTC

It's a fish. [... holy shit did he just say a COMPLETE SENTENCE? He's been practicing very hard all month :|b]

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[video] bakaitoukid January 29 2011, 23:18:48 UTC

[............ cry why. he flinches]

They're not edible.

[video] usedburninate January 29 2011, 23:20:06 UTC

[He blinks, again tilting his head.]

Why?

[video] bakaitoukid January 29 2011, 23:20:55 UTC

They're built to fight, so they can withstand anything.

[video] usedburninate January 29 2011, 23:22:45 UTC

Stupid fish... [Toothless gives a grumbly sort of noise from deep in his throat, and stares at the fish like WHY YOU DO THIS?!]

I want one... [as in. to eat.]

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[action] allthreefourths January 30 2011, 02:03:34 UTC

[guess who's sitting beside you, toothless. staring.

that thing looks so hard what is this even--]

Er. Having trouble there, buddy?

[action] usedburninate January 30 2011, 02:31:53 UTC

[Toothless is still gnawing on the Magikarp. Not looking very pleased.]

It's hard.

[action] allthreefourths January 30 2011, 03:04:06 UTC

Yeeeah. Kinda looks like it.

[pause.]

Somehow I doubt that's even edible.

[action] usedburninate January 30 2011, 03:17:09 UTC

[A sigh. THIS WORLD TAKES AWAY EVERYTHING HE LOVES FROM HIM. He lets the fish go and watches it flop back into the water, woefully.]

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[video] obligatory ponies rodeopony January 30 2011, 02:43:10 UTC

What in tarnation are you doin'?!

[video] oh jesus ponies everywhere usedburninate January 30 2011, 02:48:39 UTC

[GNAW GNAW GNA--Oh.]

Eating.

[video] rodeopony January 30 2011, 02:53:37 UTC

But that's a fish! A pokey-mon fish!

[video] usedburninate January 30 2011, 03:15:30 UTC

[So?]

I'm hungry.

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[Video] of_france January 30 2011, 03:26:35 UTC

[France is grinning, although he looks somewhat sympathetic.]

Pokemon aren't edible, unfortunately. I tried to eat some myself when I came here and learned the hard way.

[Video] usedburninate January 31 2011, 02:16:21 UTC

[Nrrrr, toothless frowns, hunching up over the fish.]

I want it.

[Video] of_france January 31 2011, 05:02:56 UTC

[France can't help but chuckle a little. This guy's so cute.]

You could keep it as one of your pokemon. Magikarp evolve into Gyarados, which are extremely powerful.

[Video] usedburninate January 31 2011, 20:57:13 UTC

[He raises an eyebrow at the Magikarp.]

I want to eat it.

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