Video ; Action for Violet City ; EVERYONE ON PLURK is terrible.

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[There is a video of a boy, sitting cross-legged in the snow. In his lap... happens to be a wild Magikarp.

... He's chewing on it, with absolutely no luck as it still... flops about once in a while. And it seems to be made of fucking steelSitting next to him is his Gible. You can practically feel the aura of "what the fuck are you doing" from

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[video] obligatory ponies

[rodeopony]

What in tarnation are you doin'?!

[video] oh jesus ponies everywhere

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[GNAW GNAW GNA--Oh.]

Eating.

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[rodeopony]

But that's a fish! A pokey-mon fish!

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[So?]

I'm hungry.

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[rodeopony]

Pretty sure y'ain't supposed to eat those. Don't they got food in the restaurants if you wanna eat?

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Not the same.

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[rodeopony]

I don't see what's so different. Food's food, ain't it? Now let that poor critter go!

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[He bites it again, stubbornly.]

Fish are food.

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[rodeopony]

Maybe for you it is, but the rest of us don't need to see yer awful table manners. Besides, you're just hurtin' the poor thing.

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[usedburninate]

Think it hurt me more... [DAMNIT PONY. stop being so damn peaceful, he's a freaking dragon.]

Fish keeps you healthy.

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[rodeopony]

[ S-shut up she's dealt with bigger, badder dragons than you before YOU ARE NOT SCARY, MISTER ]

You got it wrong! Grass, apples, flowers n' hay keeps you healthy!

[ So SPIT THAT POOR THING OUT ]

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... For sheep. [HE NEEDS HIS MEAT D8 PROTEIN.]

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[rodeopony]

Yeah! For ponies and cows an' even deer!

[ Gives him a once-over. ] You're not a hue-mun, are ya?

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I'm a dragon. Not a... deer. [and a pout because it should be easier to tell that he's waaaaaaay more awesome than a human]

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[rodeopony]

[ fhjkdshfjks ]

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[rodeopony]

A dragon?!

[ So you're the dragon she heard about! ]