-- a sign right out in front. Huh! Talk about havin' a big ego!
[The screen wobbles awkwardly-- whoever is carrying the Pokegear is walking, and not very stably. Whoever is handling the 'gear, it isn't the hypocritical Dash, as is revealed by the shaky camera filming her as she stands outside the Violet City Gym, examining the placard in front. All
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Or his 2+ sweaters and enormous coat. And gloves. And hat. And boots. HOW MANY SCARVES DO YOU HAVE, JACK, REALLY? A-a lot of people got him scarves okay!
It's kind of hard to miss the psychedelic-haired kid attacking the vegetation with her colorful god-beasts.
Jack has never seen this training method before so he just kind of stands there and watches. Who is he to tell anyone how its done?
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Blaze-- Stomp! [The Ponyta rushes forth, leaping at the tree and striking the trunk with her hooves. Well, at least Dash isn't having the firepony set anything on fire.]
Roc-- Use Gust! [The tiny Pidgey darts closer and beats his wings, wrapping the tree in a miniature whirlwind that quickly dissipates.]
Lucky-- Use Water Gun!!
... Lucky? [When nothing happens, she turns around to look for the Psyduck, which has waddled on over to stand at Jack's feet and stare up at him. And possibly into his soul with those blank eyes.]
... Psy.... duck. [STAAAAAAARE. Dash groans and jogs over to them.]
Lucky-- so random, ugh... [She looks up at Jack with a frown.] Hey, Jack-- Sorry 'bout Lucky. She's a little... [The Psyduck quacks, and makes a tiny version of Water Gun-- a pathetic little spout of ( ... )
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Don't worry about it!
[He crouches down to inspect Lucky. He's never seen a psyduck up close before. Those eyes....they were like Dennis's eyes. Something about them put his neckhairs on end under all those scarves. 8[ Brrr. ]
Hello, Lucky! Training hard?
[Jack, you're supposed to be talking to-- oh forget it.]
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Thankfully, she does understand, and nods cheerfully.] Psy!
[Dash gives a little sigh; thank Arceus her Psyduck isn't completely brainless.] Found her stuck under some of the snow when we left from Cherrygrove. Not sure if she's entirely... ya know... there. And she keeps holding her head like she has a headache or something-- it's weird!
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Rrgh--! No, no, no!! [She's apparently yelling at the Psyduck, who is completely unfazed-- staring blankly up at her trainer.] That's not even-- No, do it the way you did before!
... Psyduck.
UGH, forget it! [Looks like the ex-pegasus is getting a little fussy. She points dramatically at the tree.] Use Scratch! [The Psyduck waddles over to the tree and leaps at it, slashing at its bark.]
There, see! That's more like it! Alright, Roc, try Gust, and Bla--
Uh, Blaze?
[And the Ponyta is gone, trotting over to greet Dave and his team. Hey, waddup. Dash turns and looks over her little audience.]
Oh... Hey.
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That ain't gonna help you, you might as well shuffle around in the tall grass outside the city.
[The charmander, Tock, remembers Blaze and heads over to pet him. The HootHoot, Tick, stares at Roc.]
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Blaze is a sociable little firepony, and lowers her head to be eye-level with Tock. Roc, on the other hand... is terrified of everything, and just stares back at Tick, retreating to Dash's shoulder and not daring to go any closer.]
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... Excuse me, are you all right?
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The only exception being Lucky Duck the Psyduck, who just... continues spraying water at the tree in front of her. Because she is a Derpduck.]
I'm fine, just-- [Wait, she remembers that voice! She turns around, and brightens.]
Wh-- Minnie! Hey!
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Rainbow Dash! we finally meet.
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[She jogs on over and holds her hand out to shake. Her gaggle of Pokemon follow-- again, excluding the Derpduck.]
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Ah-- H-hey, Kaitlyn. [Mercilessly attacking trees-- Dash is a terrible role model.]
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... I hear that Falkner guy is tough.
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-- Er... if you wish to train your Pokémon in a different fashion, then how about a battle?
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Uh... Sure. [G-get it together, Dash! Confidence!] I-I mean yeah! Totally!
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Yeah. Let's do this.
[She looks over her shoulder at her team.] Roc, you're up! [The Pidgey gives a screech, and flutters over, landing in front of Dash. He's... definitely not the fiercest-looking of Pidgey, but he fluffs out his feathers and spreads his wings, trying to make himself look bigger.]
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