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[use_your_noggin]

Oh good lord, somebody please save me.

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[aslyn_not_lion]

what's wrong?

[use_your_noggin]

I'm in detention.
With Slughorn.
He's doing weird things with his eyebrows and I'm quite worried.

[aslyn_not_lion]

fake a seizure.

[use_your_noggin]

I'm not that good an actress, love.
Also I wouldn't want him to interpret it as a swoon...

[nymphinchains]

I'm leaving my dorm in a few minutes to enact revenge upon a loved one, but do tell me what's up so I can have a good giggle at your expense, babes.

[use_your_noggin]

Sounds like fun.
I'm not too far away is the problem love, I'm just down the hall from you right now.
For some reason Slughorn is detaining me for no good reason and he keeps wiggling his moustache. This can only mean bad things.

[nymphinchains]

So fun, babes. You just wait until I fill you in on all the details.

First of all, why is he detaining you? Secondly, keep a wary eye, for his thoughts do overfloweth with perversion. Andie knows. He has a list of his favourite girls and everything.

[use_your_noggin]

This is intruiging.

Because I almost hexed Tonks. He didn't even give me the chance to actually do it, bastard.
Oh god. He keeps looking over at me and making strange movements with his eyebrows. Ew ew ew.