Sounds like fun. I'm not too far away is the problem love, I'm just down the hall from you right now. For some reason Slughorn is detaining me for no good reason and he keeps wiggling his moustache. This can only mean bad things.
So fun, babes. You just wait until I fill you in on all the details.
First of all, why is he detaining you? Secondly, keep a wary eye, for his thoughts do overfloweth with perversion. Andie knows. He has a list of his favourite girls and everything.
Because I almost hexed Tonks. He didn't even give me the chance to actually do it, bastard. Oh god. He keeps looking over at me and making strange movements with his eyebrows. Ew ew ew.
It is. It's brilliant. I've surpassed myself. You know all those times that you said I was amazing and I changed the subject? Well fuck it, Gwen, I really am.
Awww, baby, were you being a good friend and looking out for me? If I were a teacher and I caught you trying to hex that creeper, I'd throw you a parade.
Of course you are! This is why you should listen to me, I am always right about such things, love.
Mostly that yes and also he is just a creeper who annoys me and now it's landed me in a detention with pervy mcmoustachey here. Lovely. I think Slughorn was just looking for an excuse to get a female student alone. If he tries anything he is losing whichever piece of anatomy is closest, even if he is a Teacher.
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I'm not too far away is the problem love, I'm just down the hall from you right now.
For some reason Slughorn is detaining me for no good reason and he keeps wiggling his moustache. This can only mean bad things.
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First of all, why is he detaining you? Secondly, keep a wary eye, for his thoughts do overfloweth with perversion. Andie knows. He has a list of his favourite girls and everything.
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Because I almost hexed Tonks. He didn't even give me the chance to actually do it, bastard.
Oh god. He keeps looking over at me and making strange movements with his eyebrows. Ew ew ew.
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Awww, baby, were you being a good friend and looking out for me? If I were a teacher and I caught you trying to hex that creeper, I'd throw you a parade.
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Mostly that yes and also he is just a creeper who annoys me and now it's landed me in a detention with pervy mcmoustachey here. Lovely.
I think Slughorn was just looking for an excuse to get a female student alone. If he tries anything he is losing whichever piece of anatomy is closest, even if he is a Teacher.
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