It Warms A Paladin's Heart...

[ursulav]

Today, as we faced the Lawful Evil lich trying to get us to recover his stolen phylactery, the lich (Percival) asked the fatal question "What do they TEACH you in paladin school?!"

Rooster didn't even get to open his mouth. The entire party jumped in.

"Not to trust orphans!"
"To burn things and sow them with salt!"
"Hand out pamphlets!"
"...something

Comments

[eliyes]

Signs you have a memorable character!

[rampant_rainbow]

I geek there for I am! Please put more of your great moments in D&D up! These things are fantastic!

[neowolf2]

Why do vampires never testify at trials?

They can't stand cross examination.

[shewhomust]

Wait, *that*'s the big question that Percival was supposed to ask?

Oh, sorry, wrong narrative.

[highlyeccentric]

+1

[ladycelia]

You guys have the best gaming group ever.