im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love ( Read more... )

Didnt wake up for work today and I feel guilty.

Dads in the hospital.

Showing up to a first date wasted.... yeah not that great of an idea.

But then again there was no way i could have gone through with it sober.

ADVICE: If you like a boy and you havnt seen him dance yet. DONT! DONT EVER DO IT! It changes everything!!!!!!!!!

Youre girlfriend eats more pussy than cervical cancer. ZING ( Read more... )

Some of my friends I wish I could recycle them ( Read more... )

so many choices and i still always manage to make the wrong ones ( Read more... )

AMAZING

Last night I dreamed that I was one of Hugh Heffners girlfriends and I was best friends with all of the girls next door. And I was having a baby shower for Hebbie at the playboy mansion and my family was invited and my grandma was swimming in the pool naked. And i invited Corey Goor but he couldnt come so I invited boy that will remain nameless ( Read more... )

Food I miss ( Read more... )

Hey no more liking pathological lying alcoholics... DEAL ( Read more... )