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Last night I dreamed that I was one of Hugh Heffners girlfriends and I was best friends with all of the girls next door. And I was having a baby shower for Hebbie at the playboy mansion and my family was invited and my grandma was swimming in the pool naked. And i invited Corey Goor but he couldnt come so I invited boy that will remain nameless thinking he wouldnt actually come because he has a girlfriend but then he just showed up. And he kissed me and i stopped him but i think i eventually gave in and then Nicole Terranova got in a fight with her dad and decided to wear glittery pasties.
Then i was at home and someone gave me this new specimen of a lizard/scorpian and it moved lightening fast and i kept trying to put it in a jar because it stung you and was really poisonous. and the poison was in these stingers you had to pull out and finally i got so aggravated i just took a kitchen knife and chopped its head off and put it down the disposal but then i got in trouble because it was an endagered species.
Then i was at home and someone gave me this new specimen of a lizard/scorpian and it moved lightening fast and i kept trying to put it in a jar because it stung you and was really poisonous. and the poison was in these stingers you had to pull out and finally i got so aggravated i just took a kitchen knife and chopped its head off and put it down the disposal but then i got in trouble because it was an endagered species.