[Text] 14th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

holy fucking shit it looks like the land of frost and frogs out there

Comments

[cull_means_care]

T)(at's a rule?
O)( dear
I've been )(aving t)(is fire all t)(is time wit)(out )(ot c)(ocolate
Alt)(oug)(
I only just figured out )(ow to make it work

Wait
Santa?

[urnewkingbitch]

definitely
you have to have at least one mug of hot chocolate
idk i just put in some cocoa powder a bit of chocolate hot water and mix in some whipped cream
that is deliciousness incarnate

santa
saint nick
that jolly old fat man who comes down the chimney with presents for good girls and boys and coal for the bad ones
hes got nine flying talking reindeer pulling his sleigh like a boss
the lead ones got a red flashing nose
youll learn their names soon enough

[cull_means_care]

Will t)(e dining room make me some if I ask it nicely?

Really?
T)(AT SOUNDS SO ------EXCITING!
Tell me more!

[urnewkingbitch]

shit i could go over and make you some
you want marshmallows in it

ok sure
ask and ye shall receive
fuck i should stop talking to lalonde
im starting to sound victorian goddamn it

text;

[turn4bout]

WH4T
NO F1R3 W1THOUT HOT CHOCOL4T3
OH NO
1T S33MS 4LL TH3 C3NTUR13S 4ND MILL3NN14 OF TROLL SOC13TY H4S B33N CONS1ST4NTLY
DO1NG
1T
WRONG
P3RH4PS W3 W3R3NT 4S 4DV4NC3D 4S W3 THOUGHT W3 W3R3
MY 3NT1R3 WORLD V13W 4S B33N COMPL3T3LY D3STROY3D
4G41N
NOT BY F1R3 4ND M3T3ORS TH1S T1M3 THOUGH
1T W4S D3STROY3D BY F1R3 4ND HOT CHOCOL4T3
WH4T 3V3R C4N 1 DO W1TH MY L1F3 NOW!?!?

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[urnewkingbitch]

damn i didnt realize how much of a backwater place you guys came from
shame on you all
but its ok
you can still be saved by accepting hot chocolate by the fireside into your heart
you wont have to be in the dark any longer
not when you have hot chocolate with you and a nice warm fire at your side
no challenge is too great with these two as your allies

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[turn4bout]

1 W1LL DO MY B3ST
PL34S3 FORG1V3 MY F41LUR3S 1F 1 DONT DO 1T CORR3CTLY TH3 F1RST M1LL1ON T1M3S 1 TRY TO COMB1N3 TH3 F1R3S 4ND TH3 CHOCOL4T3S
TH3S3 COMPL3X SOC14L S1TU4T1ONS 4R3 D1FF1CULT!!

H3R3
CH3CK M3 OH M1GHTY T34CH3R

[ switches to video. terezi throws a Hersey bar into the fire. ]

[text forever] JACKED

[hamburellakind]

:O!!!!!!

[hamburellakind]

boooooooooooooooooooooring!

youve been in my wardrobe again havent you

[urnewkingbitch]

only to your simple mind egbert
you just cant appreciate the beauty of this album
not to mention the daunting task of christmas presents
that white outside is unholy man

no >>

[hamburellakind]

is not!
you have to come make a fort with me, come on!
proper washington christmas all up in here!

that icon you used at the start says otherwise

[urnewkingbitch]

no
fuck your washington christmases
i want my texan christmases back kthx
also i feel like i should be putting in shit from totmt
i probably could make a joke with it right now
but i cant be fucked right now

[demiurgos_girl]

I agree with the chocolate-fire-santa-fat thing.

[urnewkingbitch]

shit i could probably make some smores up in my own room
the possibilities are fucking endless when you have a fireplace in your bedroom

[demiurgos_girl]

Come to think of it though, all we have to do is ask the Mansion for one at any time, right?