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hamburellakind December 8 2011, 01:38:22 UTC
boooooooooooooooooooooring!

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youve been in my wardrobe again havent you urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 01:40:24 UTC
only to your simple mind egbert
you just cant appreciate the beauty of this album
not to mention the daunting task of christmas presents
that white outside is unholy man

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no >> hamburellakind December 8 2011, 02:33:15 UTC
is not!
you have to come make a fort with me, come on!
proper washington christmas all up in here!

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that icon you used at the start says otherwise urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 02:39:34 UTC
no
fuck your washington christmases
i want my texan christmases back kthx
also i feel like i should be putting in shit from totmt
i probably could make a joke with it right now
but i cant be fucked right now

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it was an illusion hamburellakind December 8 2011, 02:57:46 UTC
teenage...of...tomatoes...
major tom?
wow i have no clue what you're talking about.
my offer still stands.
and by offer i mean demand.
make a fort with me.

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lies and slander urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 03:02:04 UTC
oh my god
you dont know time of the month tiger???
how do you not know this awesomeness
and fact from what lalonde has told me
pretty sure this has happened to harley in the past
and no
there will be only pillow and blanket forts
never snow forts
fuck you

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prank'd!!!!! hamburellakind December 8 2011, 04:10:46 UTC
what
in
god's
why are you interested in this??????????????????

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the pranks on you broski urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 04:20:37 UTC
ok bro
its time for me to tell you the truth
no im not a woman dont worry
you know how i would disappear from the face of pesterchum about once a month for about a week
on very rare occasions an entire month
its because of lalonde
she becomes a raging hormonal beast that thirsts for blood during that special time of the month when her vagina becomes the niagra falls of blood
only chocolate can placate this beast of hormones
and when harley and lalonde have it at the same fucking time?
nope you wont be seeing me for a month
lalonde took my hand one day and showed me totmt
it was the only way i could keep sane and understanding of what she was going through
there
now you know the truth

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B|a hamburellakind December 8 2011, 04:29:47 UTC
dave.
are you sure you aren't a chick because it sounds like you're leaving once a month because of a period and welp
i never noticed rose acting differently...
just saying.

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urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 04:31:59 UTC
wow youre so oblivious
did you not notice how she got increasingly hard to understand for a few days to a week
trust me bro
she was sending me veiled death threats just because my text color reminded her of the murder scene that was her bed and bathroom

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hot damn did not get this notif hamburellakind December 8 2011, 23:16:52 UTC
oh god.
ew.
ew.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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DAMN IT LJ D:< urnewkingbitch December 8 2011, 23:19:39 UTC
yeah
now do you understand

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hamburellakind December 9 2011, 04:51:17 UTC
how the hell do those pictures help exactly?
aren't they all jokes?
i mean there's one called insanity wolf, isn't there?

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urnewkingbitch December 10 2011, 00:12:22 UTC
yeah theyre all jokes about how some women get excrutiatingly horny during their period
or how they have to eat everything and then cry about being fat
or how their bed looks like a murder scene and their shower from psycho
or how the cramps makes them want to curl up in a corner somewhere and die
or how men can be like its not that bad and then get their balls ripped off for saying that
you know the basic shit that makes everyone laugh and the men rethink their lives and women get through the week of torture

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hamburellakind December 10 2011, 00:36:20 UTC
so they're like
a warning?
and still really gross?

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urnewkingbitch December 10 2011, 01:02:24 UTC
warning yes
gross not quite
its about as gross as a guy jacking off which is to say its biological
nothing wrong about that unless youre transgendered
then its a pretty big problem but im getting off topic
point is this happens all the time
beware of three women during this time of the month
perhaps especially if they magically have it at the same fucking time
lalonde harley and lopez
three scary women on pms

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