youve been in my wardrobe again havent youurnewkingbitchDecember 8 2011, 01:40:24 UTC
only to your simple mind egbert you just cant appreciate the beauty of this album not to mention the daunting task of christmas presents that white outside is unholy man
that icon you used at the start says otherwiseurnewkingbitchDecember 8 2011, 02:39:34 UTC
no fuck your washington christmases i want my texan christmases back kthx also i feel like i should be putting in shit from totmt i probably could make a joke with it right now but i cant be fucked right now
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it was an illusionhamburellakindDecember 8 2011, 02:57:46 UTC
teenage...of...tomatoes... major tom? wow i have no clue what you're talking about. my offer still stands. and by offer i mean demand. make a fort with me.
the pranks on you broskiurnewkingbitchDecember 8 2011, 04:20:37 UTC
ok bro its time for me to tell you the truth no im not a woman dont worry you know how i would disappear from the face of pesterchum about once a month for about a week on very rare occasions an entire month its because of lalonde she becomes a raging hormonal beast that thirsts for blood during that special time of the month when her vagina becomes the niagra falls of blood only chocolate can placate this beast of hormones and when harley and lalonde have it at the same fucking time? nope you wont be seeing me for a month lalonde took my hand one day and showed me totmt it was the only way i could keep sane and understanding of what she was going through there now you know the truth
dave. are you sure you aren't a chick because it sounds like you're leaving once a month because of a period and welp i never noticed rose acting differently... just saying.
wow youre so oblivious did you not notice how she got increasingly hard to understand for a few days to a week trust me bro she was sending me veiled death threats just because my text color reminded her of the murder scene that was her bed and bathroom
yeah theyre all jokes about how some women get excrutiatingly horny during their period or how they have to eat everything and then cry about being fat or how their bed looks like a murder scene and their shower from psycho or how the cramps makes them want to curl up in a corner somewhere and die or how men can be like its not that bad and then get their balls ripped off for saying that you know the basic shit that makes everyone laugh and the men rethink their lives and women get through the week of torture
warning yes gross not quite its about as gross as a guy jacking off which is to say its biological nothing wrong about that unless youre transgendered then its a pretty big problem but im getting off topic point is this happens all the time beware of three women during this time of the month perhaps especially if they magically have it at the same fucking time lalonde harley and lopez three scary women on pms
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you just cant appreciate the beauty of this album
not to mention the daunting task of christmas presents
that white outside is unholy man
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you have to come make a fort with me, come on!
proper washington christmas all up in here!
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fuck your washington christmases
i want my texan christmases back kthx
also i feel like i should be putting in shit from totmt
i probably could make a joke with it right now
but i cant be fucked right now
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major tom?
wow i have no clue what you're talking about.
my offer still stands.
and by offer i mean demand.
make a fort with me.
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you dont know time of the month tiger???
how do you not know this awesomeness
and fact from what lalonde has told me
pretty sure this has happened to harley in the past
and no
there will be only pillow and blanket forts
never snow forts
fuck you
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in
god's
why are you interested in this??????????????????
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its time for me to tell you the truth
no im not a woman dont worry
you know how i would disappear from the face of pesterchum about once a month for about a week
on very rare occasions an entire month
its because of lalonde
she becomes a raging hormonal beast that thirsts for blood during that special time of the month when her vagina becomes the niagra falls of blood
only chocolate can placate this beast of hormones
and when harley and lalonde have it at the same fucking time?
nope you wont be seeing me for a month
lalonde took my hand one day and showed me totmt
it was the only way i could keep sane and understanding of what she was going through
there
now you know the truth
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are you sure you aren't a chick because it sounds like you're leaving once a month because of a period and welp
i never noticed rose acting differently...
just saying.
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did you not notice how she got increasingly hard to understand for a few days to a week
trust me bro
she was sending me veiled death threats just because my text color reminded her of the murder scene that was her bed and bathroom
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ew.
ew.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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now do you understand
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aren't they all jokes?
i mean there's one called insanity wolf, isn't there?
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or how they have to eat everything and then cry about being fat
or how their bed looks like a murder scene and their shower from psycho
or how the cramps makes them want to curl up in a corner somewhere and die
or how men can be like its not that bad and then get their balls ripped off for saying that
you know the basic shit that makes everyone laugh and the men rethink their lives and women get through the week of torture
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a warning?
and still really gross?
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gross not quite
its about as gross as a guy jacking off which is to say its biological
nothing wrong about that unless youre transgendered
then its a pretty big problem but im getting off topic
point is this happens all the time
beware of three women during this time of the month
perhaps especially if they magically have it at the same fucking time
lalonde harley and lopez
three scary women on pms
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