[Video] 04th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[At first, all that's seen is the face of a crow, staring at the screen and judging it harshly, like it did wronged the bird somehow and the poor journal has no idea what is going on. Abruptly, the bird is pushed away, giving an indignant caw, and Dave appears.]

Anybody got bird control?

[He tilts the camera to have a look at his room. It has a

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[timisnotme]

*When the delicious snack bird appears on Markus' comm he doesn't notice, being too busy painting his walls full of cyphers. But this fact hasn't escaped the notice of an 11 inch crocodile who is now trying to nom on the bird through the screen.*

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh. Hello, there, cute little crocodile.]

Don't think your owner will appreciate the bite marks, little guy.

[timisnotme]

*Vector just hisses and resumes his munching of the screen bird. This involves lots of tail wriggling and rolling round and round with the comm in his mouth. He'll get that bird yet!*

[urnewkingbitch]

[The crow caws at it, not liking the way the screen is spinning. Dave just watches in mild amusement.]

Didn't think this place had baby crocs.

[timisnotme]

*All the movement has finally attracted the attention of Masky who off screen quietly freaks the fuck out that the crocodile somehow got out of his cage.

He doesn't want to touch the damn thing but he manages to throw a blanket over it and save the communicator. He's a hero!*

WHAT ARE DOING??

*That's more for the crocodile than at the comm, which he doesn't realize is on.*

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh, pfft, can't see, too much blanket.]

I think he was tryin' to get at this feathery asshole on my head.

[timisnotme]

*The crocodile and the blanket get dumped in the cage, officially becoming Tim's problem. Masky looks down at the comm at Dave.. and.. well.. quite a lot of birds.*

Why is room filled with birds?

[urnewkingbitch]

[This is the story of Dave's life.]

Crows like me a little too much. If there's a flock around, you'll know it just by lookin' in my room after I leave the window open.

[timisnotme]

Like them back?

[urnewkingbitch]

They're okay, I guess, but it's annoyin'. It's a love-hate relationship.

[timisnotme]

Better than crocodile.