[Video] 02nd Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[Hey, sup, Wonderland. Dave is on the air, chilling like the coolkid he is at his computer desk. This must be important if he's using the video function!]

So, Wonderland.

[Twirling a pen in his fingers here.]The topic of the day in Strider 101 is this: How to Get Rid of a Troll. This is just in case they do something to annoy you so bad that

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[has_signed_on]

www
It's true, you know! I've seen it before.
Kind of like the most ~scan~dal~i~zing thing that's ever happened in the history of the world.
Like, don't even get me STARTED on Napoleon.

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[urnewkingbitch]

man if this is spam ill delete it so fast your head will spin from the whiplash

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[has_signed_on]

（　ﾟДﾟ）┐┐!!!! Spam in a place like this?
Well, do what you want with this I guess~
I'm interested in the trolls and you seem to know about them.
But it doesn't reaaally matter to me.

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[urnewkingbitch]

you never know man
but youre not spam so youre not getting deleted
i dont claim to know everything about them
guess you can ask me and see what i know

[audio]

[40410]

[ You only get audio, because Alex is SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYTHING. But he's also intrigued. ]

Buckets. [ Seriously? ] What is it about buckets?

[audio]

[urnewkingbitch]

[That is a-okay, he's going to switch to it as well.]

Buckets apparently are used in making troll babies in troll society.

[audio]

[40410]

These are the same guys who are brought up by monster animals?

[ why is this species so weird ]

[audio]

[urnewkingbitch]

Yep. Same guys. Also the same guys with the really weird text quirks.

[seiryuusmartie]

....I'm guessing that you don't mean conventional trolls if they're irritated by buckets.

[Just. This WTF face. She has not yet a met a troll. B|]

[urnewkingbitch]

Nope. These guys look human, but with grey skin, black hair, and sharp teeth. And they have a Zodiac theme going on.

[seiryuusmartie]

And why exactly would you need to get them off your back?

[urnewkingbitch]

That is for you to figure out. I'd make a wise, spiritual anecdote that's way beyond my 13 years of living, but I can't be fucked right now.

video; uh, late tag because derp 8|

[idkmybfftrash]

[This makes absolutely no sense to him. He doesn't even get what 'trolls' are.]

...Were they traumatized by janitors at some?

[ But he's going to log it away from future reference. Buckets. Hm.]

video; Haha, it's cool, man. <3

[urnewkingbitch]

That'd make way too much sense. Nah, they use buckets for more perverted reasons, and to see them is like a virgin accidentally viewing porn for the first time.

video; <3, bro! Also, I love noticing retarded typos a couple days after making them 8|

[idkmybfftrash]

[ He's silent for a moment while one eyebrow just ascends itself right up his forehead. Wat. ]

So-

[ Head tilt. He is trying so hard to make this make sense.]

They fuck buckets? Or fuck with buckets?

[Grimace. Ew. Oh, wait a second.]

...What's a troll?

[text]

[cull_means_care]

[Oh Dave, why would you do that to your new friend?]

DAV----------E!
T)(AT'S OBSC---EN---E W)(Y WOULD YOU DO T)(AT?
I T)(OUG)(T W------E W--ER--E FRI-------------ENDS!

[text | private]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Haha, he didn't mean to, this time! He makes it private so that none of these guys see Dave Strider sincerely apologizing.]

sorry feferi
forgot to filter it from you

[text | private]

[cull_means_care]

I )(ope t)(at's all it was.
Ot)(erwise I will come and prod you wit)( my trident
Trying to corrupt innocent troll minds like t)(at
Alt)(oug)(
I don't t)(ink any of us still )(ere are t)(at innocent
But
T)(at's not the point.

[text | private]

[urnewkingbitch]

it really was
no need to poke me with a trident
pretty sure that will hurt like a bitch
but seriously im being sincere in my apology