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urnewkingbitch

[Video] 02nd Time Loop

Jun 23, 2011 21:38

[Hey, sup, Wonderland. Dave is on the air, chilling like the coolkid he is at his computer desk. This must be important if he's using the video function!]

So, Wonderland.

[Twirling a pen in his fingers here.]The topic of the day in Strider 101 is this: How to Get Rid of a Troll. This is just in case they do something to annoy you so bad that ( Read more... )

bring on the great wall of text, not for virgin troll eyes, this is how we cool, are you taking notes?, it's raining buckets, this is for cereal, trolling the trolls, now for your forecast, ~video, striders gonna stride, this is so horrible, is this hate-flirting?, bring on the capslock, don't forget your bucket, strider 101, buckets everywhere, striderfying is a go!

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text; turn4bout June 24 2011, 03:15:51 UTC

STR1111D333R

text; urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:33:41 UTC

sup pyrope

text; turn4bout June 24 2011, 06:41:51 UTC

USU4LLY 1 C4N JUST 3XCUS3 YOUR 3MB4RR4SS1NG NONS3NS3 DU3 TO CULTUR4L M1SUND3RST4ND1NGS 4ND S1LLY C1RCUMST4NC3S
HOW3V3R
TH1S???

YOU 4R3 B31NG 4 V3RY N4UGHTY BOY!!!

text; urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 06:45:19 UTC

sorry forgot to filter it from you so that you wouldnt see me getting dirty with a certain object
im a teenaged boy with hormones and such things are expected of us

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-Text- (Sorry for the double, it denied me my Icon, and that is unacceptable) seahorsecaesar June 24 2011, 03:30:25 UTC

wwhat

oh

eww

you disgust me

all of my disgust

all of it

Nah, it's cool man. <3 urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:34:27 UTC

i give no fucks
im proud of what i did

-also text forevver- seahorsecaesar June 24 2011, 21:06:52 UTC

damn you humans are all so fuckin gross

that other one the john human wwas talkin about that stupid human vversion of red feelins

seriously put the bucket awway thats so lewwd

urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 21:14:08 UTC

were not the ones having sex with buckets
a normal person cleans with them

well thats egbert

oh no i dropped my pen
its in the bucket
theres so much freud in here karkat could have a sexually deprived aneurysm

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masukukunai June 24 2011, 03:39:12 UTC

...What's a troll?

[He's been talking to Terezi for weeks. She has him still assuming they're half-shark people.]

urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:35:31 UTC

Kinda human like. Grey skin, sharp teeth. Type in weird ass fonts and font colors.

masukukunai June 24 2011, 21:43:07 UTC

Dude, those are called trolls? She never told me that!

urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 21:47:57 UTC

Yep. She who?

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[Video] reckless_eagle June 24 2011, 04:09:32 UTC

Like, seriously?

[He doesn't knoooow... Dave was wrong about Santa, so now how can he trust him?]

[Video] urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:36:54 UTC

Dead serious. I can prove it if you want.

[Video] reckless_eagle June 24 2011, 04:42:16 UTC

Just... Normal buckets or whatever? Like...

[He angles the camera enough to show that he's in the stables, with (gasp!) some very scandalous pails lying around.]

[Video] urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:54:20 UTC

[Poland. You are a glorious person.]

You're so good on the pails I'm pretty sure they'd foam at the mouth.

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[text forever] hamburellakind June 24 2011, 04:52:05 UTC

oh man
dave this is so rude
i mean you only got one of the things but
still!

He will video before he texts. urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 04:57:23 UTC

[On video, he shrugs before it cuts off so that he can text John back.]

w/e
i was only confirming something
and now that its confirmed im highly satisfied and probably wont do that again

hamburellakind June 24 2011, 05:14:07 UTC

oh
okay
i guess that isn't so bad, although i hope nobody takes your advice seriously
i feel so bad about letting vriska see my bucket!
i mean i didn't know
but then the imps had all this other cleaning stuff and i just
i was so sympathetically embarrassed!

urnewkingbitch June 24 2011, 05:20:50 UTC

whoa back up there spider boy
what happened??

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