[Video] 02nd Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[Hey, sup, Wonderland. Dave is on the air, chilling like the coolkid he is at his computer desk. This must be important if he's using the video function!]

So, Wonderland.

[Twirling a pen in his fingers here.]The topic of the day in Strider 101 is this: How to Get Rid of a Troll. This is just in case they do something to annoy you so bad that

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TRY TO BE *MORE* OFFENSIVE NEXT TIME, STRIDER, YOU INSUFFERABLE BLIGHT.

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[urnewkingbitch]

hey i asked once if you guys having sex with a grub in a bucket was how trolls reproduced
i figured it was either the grub or the bucket
pretty fucking sure it was the bucket

[He's so fucking amused right now.]

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THAT IS DISGUSTING AND UTTERLY, LUDICROUSLY WRONG. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY OF US WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GRUB?

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[urnewkingbitch]

it was an example
and now my experiment is a staggering success at confirming my suspicion
thanks karkat for doing that for me
i could cry in gratitude

[ironlass]

i dont get it
what is so wrong with buckets????
no one ever tells me!!
>8(

[urnewkingbitch]

apparently all trolls have a bucket fetish
its how two trolls do the nasty and make a troll baby
ive got no clue how so dont ask

[ironlass]

:O
:OOOOO
!!!!!!!!
wow this got awkward now

[urnewkingbitch]

haha wont look at a bucket the same way again will you

[viiiid]

[kindly_done]

If it bothers them so much, why would you...?

[urnewkingbitch]

Why would I what?

[He's so chill with all of this.]

[kindly_done]

Do something that bothers them so much. They're not that bad.

[urnewkingbitch]

Ever heard of the term "trolling?"

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[demiurgos_girl]

Buckets? Really?

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[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, really. I've got proof thanks to this.

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[demiurgos_girl]

...Why? Why buckets?

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[urnewkingbitch]

I don't even know. I pretty much chalk it down to a weird troll alien thing.

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[aquarium_tipper]

[IIN2UFFERABLE PRIICK ALERT. IIN2UFFERABLE PRIICK ALERT.]

holy fuckiing jee2ii2 troll chrii2t on a one pegged hoppiing 2tiick
ii can't beliieve ii have two be the one two 2ay thii2 fuck put that away wiill you ii can't concentrate!!

what iis wrong wiith human2?

where diid we go 2o wrong iin creatiing your uniiver2e
fuck fuck fuck fuck

God I went lightheaded I laughed so hard.

[urnewkingbitch]

[Annoying text alert. Annoying text alert.]

dude were texting
you cant see it any more
also humans just see buckets as something to clean with
how its sexy to you guys i have no idea

i dont know i think you went right in creating beings that dont reproduce by using a bucket

id also like to extend a thank you for confirming that its buckets that make you guys go squick

fft okay good, i wasnt sure if that was too much or not

[aquarium_tipper]

[Sollux is kind of pathetic when he is this alarmed pfft...]

no you 2ee thii2 ii2 where you are two diifferent 2hades of wrong ii have vii2iion two fold and ii know where you 2hamele22ly have your priivate metal iitem2.

not that ii want two know jeez.

oh my god we're al2o 2o not talkiing about thii2 no we're talkiing about how your entiirely 2peciie2 ii2 dumb and unciiviiliized.
doubly fuckiing 2o no one put2 up a mr troll roger2 viideo wiithout knowiing what they are doiing.

Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. It's beautiful. <3

[urnewkingbitch]

[It's okay, the Master Troll is here to make things worse.]

wait hold the phone
you can see me right now??

i knew perfectly well what i was doing
this just means that i have ammo just in case