Attention world:

[urbpan]

Eating animals will not help your sex life. There are pills that can help your sex life now (just check your email!) Please stop eating rhino horn, tiger penis, bear gall bladder and frog cocktails. After watching Fear Factor, one may come to the conclusion that eating live bugs and worms may turn you into a dick, but it will not help make your

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[lynsage]

have you ever seen the episode of futurama where the aliens are eating "human horn" as an aphrodisiac?

[cottonmanifesto]

Jinx!! :)

i love morbo.

[lynsage]

"Demand for human horn is great, due in part to titillating scenes from depraved alien TV programs too filthy for Earth broadcast. Let's watch."

SO FUNNY!

[cottonmanifesto]

I love Futurama! And Morbo is the best news monster EVER.

[cottonmanifesto]

Lol!! How 'bout a little human horn?!

Improving cardiac health and circulatory health goes a long way to improving your potence!

[urbpan]

Mmmm, roe.

You put that damn Til tuesday song in my head all day! (which is probably good, because it forced out the videogame music that was in there.)

[cottonmanifesto]

La la la la la la la laaaa la la la la la laaaa....la la la la la la la la la la la la la katamari damacy....

[urbpan]

Now that's just mean!

[lostnorange]

Whatever. Please stop killing animals and eating their penises.

-laughs quietly-

Killjoy!

[brush_rat]

Great. Now you tell me. Now what am I supposed to do with my warehouse full of panda retinas?