Attention world:

[urbpan]

Eating animals will not help your sex life. There are pills that can help your sex life now (just check your email!) Please stop eating rhino horn, tiger penis, bear gall bladder and frog cocktails. After watching Fear Factor, one may come to the conclusion that eating live bugs and worms may turn you into a dick, but it will not help make your

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[lynsage]

have you ever seen the episode of futurama where the aliens are eating "human horn" as an aphrodisiac?

[cottonmanifesto]

Jinx!! :)

i love morbo.

[lynsage]

"Demand for human horn is great, due in part to titillating scenes from depraved alien TV programs too filthy for Earth broadcast. Let's watch."

SO FUNNY!

[cottonmanifesto]

I love Futurama! And Morbo is the best news monster EVER.

seconded

[lynsage]

morbo and kif are my favorite futurama characters (i almost said "cast members"!).

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[cottonmanifesto]

I LOVE Kif with all his sighing and bonelessness. The one where he gets pregnant is just awesome.

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[lynsage]

that one is great. tredecimal and i have been known to refer to each other as "my smizmar" from time to time.

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[urbpan]

Spleesh!
I leave my Blog alone for a minute and it turns into a Futurama fan site!
Mel out you two!

joining in on the geekdom

[cottonmanifesto]

We like to use Amy's swears/slang (thank goodness for subtitles). Well, SPLUH! :)

[urbpan]

"Harvest the lower horn!"

[cottonmanifesto]

"WOO WOO!" (Bender)