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This would so absolutely be about John growing up and coping in a post-SBURB reset Earth where the other kids don't remember the events of April 13th, but John 1. does 2. starts to display (or does he?) God Tier powers and the ability to kind of affect the universe's "coding" at large. He ends up blasting out his powers by conjuring the pissed-off ghostly replica of Karkat, and they spend fifty miserable chapters over the course of his adolescence with Karkat trapped in this form only John can see/interact with. The question is whether it's Karkat at all or a Karkat John's simply conjured up through memory, and in any place Karkat is so sick of this bullshit Casper the Unfriendly Ghost shit, John, you don't even know.
Karkat eventually convinces John to stop losing the plot, his shit, and to let Karkatsprite go. He does and it was all a bildungsroman of a bildungsroman and what's the bet I never would have even written a single sloppy tortured kiss in it.
3) MORE CRYING, EVEN THOUGH THAT ENDING IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE, BAAAAAAAW
3-A) fondly recall that one sirius/remus fanfic where nobody, not even the reader, knew for sure if remus was going mad and hallucinating sirius's ghost, or if he really could bring sirius back to life!
4) examine life, examine choices, while drawing fanart for a fic that will never exist:
Obviously this is about Terezi and Dave getting caught in some kind of Choose Your Own Adventure SBURB timeloop, kind of Quantum Leaping through a single hour together over and over trying to find the loop error's point of origin. Obviously this is also about the fact that a non-Time Player and Seer cannot sustain living in time like this, so it is a melodramatic race against the clock as Terezi burns down her life force (thankfully, tealbloods have what, five hundred years to live?) in the time loop. This story would have been 30% Terezi and Dave playing pranks in "garbage hours" they jump to that get reset, 10% memetically pissing off Karkat, 10% hopefully jumping back in time somehow (THEY ARE FROM... HISTORY) and 50% glurgey, miserable, bottle-ep codependent lip smooshing.
I bet I would have ended this with Dave actually dying or something and that's what broke the time loop and it was all a magnificent waste of time.
Why is everything that Dave and Terezi do sexily doomed?
ALSO, FUCK, YOU'VE JUST MADE A DRAGONBALL Z REFERENCE, NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STARE AT YOU CREEPILY FROM ACROSS THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD UNTIL YOU WRITE THIS.
Obviously about Rose's descent into oracular grimdark madness quasi-poisoning Terezi and Sollux as her two other Fates, until Terezi as the other Seer has to take Rose on some kind of spirit journey to rid herself of Tolkienesque knifewound Horrorterror taint. And what I really mean is, Terezi and Rose have a lot of sex.
Like a whole bunch of blood-drinking, ai ai seer sex. Hilarious sex. YOU LOOK L1K3 D4V3 1F 1 SQU1NT sex. H4H4 JOK3S ON YOU 1 C4NNOT SQU1NT ~_~ sex.
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OOOOH THIS MEME DOES SOUND GOOD, I think I will also post this on my journal.
:3a
OKAY~
title: Capture The Universe In This Hand
it focuses on Karkat and John, maybe romantic or maybe not!
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You have the best titles.
This would so absolutely be about John growing up and coping in a post-SBURB reset Earth where the other kids don't remember the events of April 13th, but John 1. does 2. starts to display (or does he?) God Tier powers and the ability to kind of affect the universe's "coding" at large. He ends up blasting out his powers by conjuring the pissed-off ghostly replica of Karkat, and they spend fifty miserable chapters over the course of his adolescence with Karkat trapped in this form only John can see/interact with. The question is whether it's Karkat at all or a Karkat John's simply conjured up through memory, and in any place Karkat is so sick of this bullshit Casper the Unfriendly Ghost shit, John, you don't even know.
Karkat eventually convinces John to stop losing the plot, his shit, and to let Karkatsprite go. He does and it was all a bildungsroman of a bildungsroman and what's the bet I never would have even written a single sloppy tortured kiss in it.
THE END
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1) CRYING
2) ::google what is a bildungsroman!::
3) MORE CRYING, EVEN THOUGH THAT ENDING IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE, BAAAAAAAW
3-A) fondly recall that one sirius/remus fanfic where nobody, not even the reader, knew for sure if remus was going mad and hallucinating sirius's ghost, or if he really could bring sirius back to life!
4) examine life, examine choices, while drawing fanart for a fic that will never exist:
( ... )
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bawwwwwwwww
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LOOK, YOU MISERABLE, BROKEN-DOWN LUMP OF FUCK.
ALL YOU EVER HAD TO DO WAS LET GO.
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Aristophanes, John/Karkat. Because nothing says "interesting and captivating" like "ancient troll mythology," amiright?
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But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Obviously this is about Terezi and Dave getting caught in some kind of Choose Your Own Adventure SBURB timeloop, kind of Quantum Leaping through a single hour together over and over trying to find the loop error's point of origin. Obviously this is also about the fact that a non-Time Player and Seer cannot sustain living in time like this, so it is a melodramatic race against the clock as Terezi burns down her life force (thankfully, tealbloods have what, five hundred years to live?) in the time loop. This story would have been 30% Terezi and Dave playing pranks in "garbage hours" they jump to that get reset, 10% memetically pissing off Karkat, 10% hopefully jumping back in time somehow (THEY ARE FROM... HISTORY) and 50% glurgey, miserable, bottle-ep codependent lip smooshing.
I bet I would have ended this with Dave actually dying or something and that's what broke the time loop and it was all a magnificent waste of time.
Aristophanes
Birds redone with John/Karkat somehow
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ALSO, FUCK, YOU'VE JUST MADE A DRAGONBALL Z REFERENCE, NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STARE AT YOU CREEPILY FROM ACROSS THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD UNTIL YOU WRITE THIS.
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her skin comes, too (Rose)
Twelve Respectable Establishments From Which Dave Strider and Terezi Pyrope Are Currently Banned
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her skin comes, too
Obviously about Rose's descent into oracular grimdark madness quasi-poisoning Terezi and Sollux as her two other Fates, until Terezi as the other Seer has to take Rose on some kind of spirit journey to rid herself of Tolkienesque knifewound Horrorterror taint. And what I really mean is, Terezi and Rose have a lot of sex.
Like a whole bunch of blood-drinking, ai ai seer sex. Hilarious sex. YOU LOOK L1K3 D4V3 1F 1 SQU1NT sex. H4H4 JOK3S ON YOU 1 C4NNOT SQU1NT ~_~ sex.
Kanaya makes this face:
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But surprise angst is the best kind!
Poor Kanaya, never wins anything.
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Anyway.
On the Divergence of Parallel Lines (Jade)
(edit: yes, I know how titles work)
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Hm. Here is a title I almost used once! It reveals my pretentious tastes in poetry. I think it would suit Karkat.
those people were some kind of a solution (Karkat, maybe Karkat/John or Karkat/Dave/Terezi)
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