First: roachpatrol made me the most amazing piece of art for weeds decay, and every time I look at it I am kind of blown away. Every single thing about it is perfection itself. Thank you so much, R
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3) MORE CRYING, EVEN THOUGH THAT ENDING IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE, BAAAAAAAW
3-A) fondly recall that one sirius/remus fanfic where nobody, not even the reader, knew for sure if remus was going mad and hallucinating sirius's ghost, or if he really could bring sirius back to life!
4) examine life, examine choices, while drawing fanart for a fic that will never exist:
oh no. oh no. this is just a dream! ha ha, time to wake up now!
OH FUCK YOU EGBERT. YOU'RE THE REASON I'M EVEN FUCKING HERE RIGHT NOW, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS--WOULD YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE.
no i don't want to! nobody else can see you karkat! you aren't really there! and nobody else remembers anything and maybe i'm just going crazy!
GOD DAMN IT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY AFTERLIFE. DEMOTED TO SOME IDIOT HUMAN HALLUCINATIONS. THIS IS PRECISELY THE SCENARIO I ALWAYS ENVISIONED WHEN I THOUGHT, HEY, WHAT IF EVERY LAST SECRET HOPE AND DREAM I LONGED FOR CAME TRUE.
I SWEAR TO GOD EGBERT IF YOU DO NOT LOOK AT ME I WILL TAKE MY TRANSPARENT INSUBSTANTIAL FISTS AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR BUCKTOOTHED FACE.
John has trouble imagining Karkat with anything but raised middle fingers. Karkat is forever doomed to typing one letter at a time, pecking out each part of his intricate insults with only his extended middle fingers.
WHY IS THIS THE SADDEST THING YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM WRITING THIS AS A FULL FIC, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WILL DEHYDRATE FROM CRYING ;_;
1) CRYING
2) ::google what is a bildungsroman!::
3) MORE CRYING, EVEN THOUGH THAT ENDING IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE, BAAAAAAAW
3-A) fondly recall that one sirius/remus fanfic where nobody, not even the reader, knew for sure if remus was going mad and hallucinating sirius's ghost, or if he really could bring sirius back to life!
4) examine life, examine choices, while drawing fanart for a fic that will never exist:
oh no. oh no. this is just a dream! ha ha, time to wake up now!
OH FUCK YOU EGBERT. YOU'RE THE REASON I'M EVEN FUCKING HERE RIGHT NOW, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS--WOULD YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE.
no i don't want to! nobody else can see you karkat! you aren't really there! and nobody else remembers anything and maybe i'm just going crazy!
GOD DAMN IT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY AFTERLIFE. DEMOTED TO SOME IDIOT HUMAN HALLUCINATIONS. THIS IS PRECISELY THE SCENARIO I ALWAYS ENVISIONED WHEN I THOUGHT, HEY, WHAT IF EVERY LAST SECRET HOPE AND DREAM I LONGED FOR CAME TRUE.
I SWEAR TO GOD EGBERT IF YOU DO NOT LOOK AT ME I WILL TAKE MY TRANSPARENT INSUBSTANTIAL FISTS AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR BUCKTOOTHED FACE.
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LOOK, YOU MISERABLE, BROKEN-DOWN LUMP OF FUCK.
ALL YOU EVER HAD TO DO WAS LET GO.
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Karkat is forever doomed to typing one letter at a time, pecking out each part of his intricate insults with only his extended middle fingers.
WHY IS THIS THE SADDEST THING
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM WRITING THIS AS A FULL FIC, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WILL DEHYDRATE FROM CRYING ;_;
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