THE WINNER TAKES ALL

[urban_anchorite]

So I have been a little remiss in not swagging up the final post of Marchingstuck: mainly because so much of Marchingstuck is now a tenderly added-to universe with a bunch of hilarious funny contributors and you can find them all on Tumblr, a place I refuse to go to because then I'd never get any work done again.* This post will serve as the very

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[doxorz]

Can I just say that there is currently an amazing Promstuck fanmix currently in the works??

Because there is. And it has some pretty terrible great music on it.

Also fsdfasdfsfdsf;lkdf the end of this log. WHO WINS THE FRIES CONTEST???

[urban_anchorite]

Can I just say that there is currently an amazing Promstuck fanmix currently in the works??

My life has reached its crown. I cannot wait for this beautiful fanmix.

WHO WINS THE FRIES CONTEST???

I like to think the fries contest ended with fries falling out of Karkat's mouth, this being totally gross, John cracking up, and then them making everyone watching totally disgusted by giving each other light frysalt pecks on the mouth.

Vriska does not think any of this falls under sexy sex tips for having sex. Kanaya desperately wants to graduate already. Rose has a migraine. Dave is wearing his toilet-paper dress and is in Terezi's lap telling her that he knows the territory, tz, he's been around, and they share a matrimonial vanilla shake.

And then Mr. Noir sends Snowman a lot of aggressively drunken text messages.

The end.

[doxorz]

There are two parts to this mix: One is the crappy DJ at the beginning of prom and the the other is operation: get john and karkat to make the fuck out Dave...

It is amazing and yet terrible because prom music is always terrible.

Vriska does not think any of this falls under sexy sex tips for having sex.

Vriska is so disappointed in John's failure to follow her foolproof tips. She blames herself for not being as strict with him as she could have been.

Also, Karkat and John were the best man and pal of honor at Dave and Terezi's wedding, right?

[urban_anchorite]

Also, Karkat and John were the best man and pal of honor at Dave and Terezi's wedding, right?

I like to think so! I like to think they had a massive Burger King retinue. Equius all being the ringbearer for some reason.

There are two parts to this mix

WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME WITH THIS NOT EXISTING YET

[alias_sqbr]

She is like o)( no, boy troubles!
I DO NOT HAVE BOY TROU
give your heart to gl'bgolyb

And from then on I was pretty much laughing out loud until the end :)

[urban_anchorite]

What terrifies me is that I literally know by now how to spell "Gl'bgolyb" without checking. :( :( :(

but thank you, Marchingstuck!Feferi is probably my sneaky favourite character for some reason. Shelby and I love her SO MUCH.

[schellibie]

AND IT'S SWEEEEEEET, SWEEEEEET SWEET VICTORY. AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING.

IT'S OURS FOR THE FIGHT!!

i cannot believe how out of control this AU has gotten, what even.

[urban_anchorite]

Didn't this start as you describing to me the instruments that the kids would have in a marching band.

How did we get to where we are.

[agallimaufry]

I love Feferi oh my god oh my god.

Also telepathic HELP to Kanaya. HELP HELP I DON'T WANT TO DIE BY SEAMONSTER

I love how Terezi follows up syrup with a bag of twizzlers. Classiest strong stomach.

[urban_anchorite]

I don't think Terezi has ever met a disgusting snack she wouldn't follow up with more disgusting snacks.

HELP HELP I DON'T WANT TO DIE BY SEAMONSTER

AND YET DID SHE SAVE HIM

DID SHE HELL

[agallimaufry]

if I were to say

write out the syrup IHOP date

would you take to that kindly

in a kindly fashion

[urban_anchorite]

My face would be my icon.

[inkpool]

/shakes log

/shakes log some more

/SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

BUT WHERE IS THE REST ;__________;