THE WINNER TAKES ALL

[urban_anchorite]

So I have been a little remiss in not swagging up the final post of Marchingstuck: mainly because so much of Marchingstuck is now a tenderly added-to universe with a bunch of hilarious funny contributors and you can find them all on Tumblr, a place I refuse to go to because then I'd never get any work done again.* This post will serve as the very

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[feral_phoenix]

excuse me for a moment

while i roll

all over

dis post

(JOIN THE DARK SIDE, GET A TUMBLR!!!!!!!! they are so much fun

also promstuck is amazing and hysterical and i die over every other new update)

[zumie_ashlen]

such beauty. such PERFECTION.

no seriously I actually ENJOY MARCHINGSTUCK MORE THAN CANONSTUCK because it is so hilarious and doofy and I love it all to little bits

like I would pick something out to quote but I would just copypasta the entire thing because I CAN'T PICK THEY'RE ALL MY FAVORITE PARTS

also FEFFFFFF

who is my latest obsession

(what is their performance for the sectionals? an ode to the horrorterrors?)

[eikiji]

tZM: yeah also i gave birth to this packet of twizzlers i was saving for you
tZM: HOOR4Y W3 4R3 D4T1NG 4G41N

shelby: PS SHOUTOUT TO MY BOYFRIEND KARKAT!!!! in the background
tZM: Also, "shoutout" to "my boyfriend", "Karkat."
LALONDE I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND

I made the (awesome) mistake of reading this at work.

Now I am in my office holding my breath lest my laughter cause coworkers to ask me why I'm cackling hilariously. Also I am crying.

Thank you for that.

[inverts]

is she trying to signal us?? did you guys make up a code without me?

oh god i am dying.
this is so goddamn glorious

[lizzledpink]

"ooh marchingstuck"
a fanfiction

readers, shelby and tzm are back now *smoulder*

and we are so hilarious
(and our comments are open?)
~ripple

ooh marchingstuck ooh! *swoon*
let's do it

yes
and I will leave my toilet paper dress on

GAZE

Meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of this event

Tumblrs exploding

Fans rushing to the Burger King

IT WAS AMAZING

the end

(...OR IS IT?)