HOW I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER

[urban_anchorite]

Marchingstuck seems to be one of those things that started off as a tiny, stupid pebble rolling down a hill, and now has about ten million other pebbles rolling down alongside it. Because I am of the impression some of you want to see more, here beneath is MARCHINGSTUCK II: SON OF MARCHINGSTUCK containing nothing you ever wanted to know about

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[zorinis]

best wake me up ever
more effective than coffee

[urban_anchorite]

If it helped, that coffee probably replaced all the liquids I lost being in the midst of it through laughing myself. (GLAD YOU ENJOYED. <3)

[brainsquish]

KARKAT, THAT IS NOT WESTERN BUSINESS ATTIRE. I could talk about Karkat and Feferi's model UN adventures forever and ever. Like, someone drops out of a model UN conference and John ends up going as filler. He doesn't do any research at all (and accidentally writes a position paper that is both for the wrong country and not substantive), but does his John thing and ends up getting what amounts to the most improved award in his committee. Karkat has never won an award. Karkat rages. Feferi tells hims to stop glubbing worrying, there's always another conference!!

Let's hope Eridan and Feferi never join the debate club. They'd be disqualified for unsportsmanlike behavior every round.

I feel like Jack takes the band to oddly utilitarian band camps every year. What, you mean it's not normal to have to walk 30 minutes from your cabin to music rehearsal, which is in a concerningly dilapidated barn?

This was the absolute best thing to wake up to. ilu both.

[urban_anchorite]

I read your UN adventure write-up like three times, and each time it made me lose my shit. I personally didn't do model UN, but I had an ex who did, and her stories vaguely influenced my understanding of Karkat messing it up horribly.

Also everything that you outlined just totally happened especially John getting the MOST IMPROVED award.

Eridan never gave any argument that wasn't a terrible ad hominem-filled strawman relating to his opposing team's attractiveness, intelligence and charm, and then his closing argument outlines which of them he would hit on (it's probably all of them). Feferi's not great either. They are kicked out.

I feel like Jack takes the band to oddly utilitarian band camps every year. What, you mean it's not normal to have to walk 30 minutes from your cabin to music rehearsal, which is in a concerningly dilapidated barn?Jack's budget isn't big. He is not going to spend that much money. Yes, he will take them to What The Fuck, Who Knows Where in some dreadful, clay-filled boonies (just like the band camps I

[brainsquish]

Uhhh I JUST SAW THIS because I never check my livejournal anymore.

The band camps I went to were either weird and falling apart, and once we went to a sleepaway camp for Jewish kids. The staff kept us heavily separated from the rest of the camp, and all week kids complained and complained about not having meat and dairy in the same meal (whatever, I was a vegetarian! and the food was GOOD FOR CAMP FOOD, stupid high schoolers).

For the record, I am seriously considering buying a piccolo off ebay (they're like $10!) and cosplaying marchingstuck Jade at some point. Too fucking precious.

[sugarsurge]

I was never in anything remotely resembling marching band and I barely ship some of this stuff and this still made me LAUGH FOREVER

in the crowded computer courtyard at my school

:B

[urban_anchorite]

I am so glad that despite it not being your ships nor your subject it still made for the laughter times. That really genuinely warms my heart and its cockles. <3

[zumie_ashlen]

god this is the third time I've read this and I'm still weeping all over myself.

I must throw out there some groups that my school has though, because I wish to know your thoughts.

An improv comedy group (which I think John would be both the BEST and the WORST at)

a World of Warcraft club (run by Terezi and Nepeta? oh the raiding possibilities. Vriska was born to be a death knight)

And of course

CULINARY CLUB

[urban_anchorite]

slknasdkfl

An improv comedy group (which I think John would be both the BEST and the WORST at)

I think John ends up being popular simply because his act is so bad that everyone ends up laughing at it anyway. Ironically. Like, it is terrible, but he also does his stage magician stuff so it's simultaneously genius, because nothing John Egbert does cannot be entertaining. Also he's beautiful which helps

a World of Warcraft club (run by Terezi and Nepeta? oh the raiding possibilities. Vriska was born to be a death knight)

Oh God, don't even go there. cephiedvariable and I discussed that unrelatedly to Marchingstuck and I nearly died. Thankfully, none of them probably have the time to be WoW nerds, though I like to think Nepeta stuck it out for three days until she realised she couldn't be in her druid catform 24-7.

CULINARY CLUB

John protests them baking cakes outside the door.

[zumie_ashlen]

it's like his terribleness is genius

Dave is so jealous.

meanwhile Eridan tries it because he thinks it will make him popular and fails spectacularly.

I have been kind of praying someone will do a WoWstuck--not them in the world, but just a fic about them raiding. Especially hilarious if they're trying to get like the special mounts by killing all the city leaders. Terezi keeps leaking their plans to the opposing sides for lolz.

sdajajkhasjkh HE WOULD WOULDN'T HE. Rose signed him up because she was worried about his eating habits. Mostly it is an excuse to food fight.

[makkan]

What happens in the foods room STAYS IN THE FOODS ROOM!

[kyoto_idol]

I died multiple times but I died the hardest right here

shelby: but then he accidentally gets drunk off of wine coolers at disney world
tZM: it's karkat he could get drunk off listerine

WHY ARE *STUCK AU'S THE BEST AU'S EVER ANYWHERE EVER

[urban_anchorite]

WHY ARE *STUCK AU'S THE BEST AU'S EVER ANYWHERE EVER

Because they allow me to openly mock Karkat's ability to get drunk off the smell of an oily rag. After three beers he is anyone's.