Mozart

[ur_ban_ite]

I lie like Mozart wrote music. Yet it's never about "screwing a hot stewardess I met on a business trip to Fresno" but moreso "I'm late because I dropped my keys into an elevator shaft, and was further delayed by a wandering troupe of Panamanian jugglers who confused me for a long-hated horse-thief that apparently was quite a dancer before he lost

Comments

[paxme]

finally updating your journal?

[ratkrycek]

Heh... what paxme said.

ur_ban_ite lives!

*waves*

[ratkrycek]

Actually, I think your lie was rather entertaining. :)

[paxme]

huh???!!!

[captive_beauty]

i added you :)