Pterocles Round Robin: Gen 2.1
Past Updates:
2.0
Aww, bondchick_nett's adorable Kowri agreed to move in. Excellent.
Wooo, with a smackin' 3 grand to boot!
I can already tell how wonderfully this is all going to work out.
Ibis, still pissed about her lot in life and her brother's success, goes to take out her aggression on some more innocent passerbys.
"You know I have that same dress, right? How do you feel about corporate America defining our clothing culture? Huh? How do you?!"
And how will xie_belle's Emilija Ronalda Heart respond?
"You know, it doesn't really bug me. The fact is corporate America has given everyone equal opportunity to express themselves any way they want at reasonable prices, and I have nothing to complain about there."
O_o
"In fact, I say we bomb all those crazy hippies who think corporations are evil. What do you think?"
I think Ibis has found her soul mate.
This was almost the intro picture. Almost.
But Ibis knows how to keep it classy.
I present to you: The inevitable!
Kowri doesn't hesitate to spread the news to anyone who will sit still for more than two seconds.
"You...are... what?"
*eye twitch*
I would fear for the life of my unborn child as well.
This is becoming too much of a theme in this house.
Also: Kowri had been hiding a fishtank in her pocket. It was high time we let it out so people would stop playing in bathtubs to look at the fishies.
This made me chuckle more than it should have. They were both taking "potty brakes" after shagging with their respective partners.
I love this interaction....
.... do not care for EAxis' timing....
.... and love her acceptance.
In other news: Ibis maxed Charisma. Huzzah.
She now uses her newfound mastery for a showdown with her sister-in-law to be. On the day of their wedding no less.
Albie: *ignores reality via fish*
"I do not agree with this arrangement. No one ever asked for my blessing with this union. Or invited me."
"Interesting. Wanna watch us get married?"
"Oh how delightful! I accept."
They waited for Ibis to show up, but she ended up getting to caught up with SSX or something.
At least the grill witnessed the union.
Albie: "Yay! Now my child's legitimate!"
Double pop!
Kowri got a makeover and some labor to boot.
This is the most pleased reaction to childbirth I think I've ever seen. He looks merely flustered.
Ibis: stone cold.
Yay baby boy! I get to use one of my favorite birdie names:
Guillemots are THE SHIT.
Yes, I do agree this deserves a round of applause. Baby with mommy's skin and eyes and daddy's hair is quite a nice mix.
Albie: The epitome of cool.