Comments | up_ya_ass_too: Funny Shit

up_ya_ass_too

Funny Shit

Jul 07, 2005 04:31

So....I have a funny story to tell everybody. I was on the tram the other day at around 8pm, going home. There was this ugly, slightly plump gothic girl with her girl friend on there as well. I was just minding my own when I happened to glance over and notice that the girls bag was hanging open and there was this enormous ( Read more... )

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stillburning July 6 2005, 00:51:19 UTC

not only did you steal someone elses dildo, but someone else USED a stolen dildo? i hope the goth didnt have aids or some shit.

up_ya_ass_too July 6 2005, 22:29:08 UTC

People with aids aren't fat. and everybody knows only fags have aids. And she only used the dong once and you cant catch it the first time! Man I'm def not gonna get tutoured by you now ya stupid head!

stillburning July 6 2005, 23:26:43 UTC

i have so much to learn from you knuckles..

natski July 6 2005, 02:19:35 UTC

why doesn't this suprise me bob.
i bet you used it first though :P

youcancallme_al July 6 2005, 18:29:48 UTC

haha man, i could so see her doing that and see U doing that. U should have smacked her in the face with it as u were running off,now that would have been funny! how did she sterilize it? .......spew

earthfirewater July 8 2005, 14:53:56 UTC

man i can picture the look on your face running home with a 12-inch dildo in your paws
hahahaha

earthfirewater July 19 2005, 10:25:27 UTC

bubby11 im in new york, just found out Shai Hulud are playing on my birthday in melbourne1 im so excited. email meeeee :)