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Funniest thing ever
Kindergartener: I got my driver's license this morning.
Me: Oh really? What can you drive now?
Kindergartener: A magic carpet and a jump rope. -
You don't need to tell me- I know I'm a geek
This American Life has a MySpace. I can't believe it. It kinda makes me sad, kinda makes me happy. This American Life is my favorite show, period. As I have told everyone a million times, I once met Ira Glass. We were at a party. He was with his girlfriend and I basically followed him around the whole night. It was a surreal experience. He ( Read more... ) -
OMG
You know you are a speech pathologist when you begin typing the alphabet like this:
abpcdtefvgdhijdktlymnopbqrstduvfwxyz
And you have to sing the alphabet song to write it correctly! -
aaaaaarg!
My students read this article today ( Read more... ) -
Bizarre-o
Last night, I dreamed that I was emailing a certain person about the fact that I was going to purchase new tires for my car. This person emailed me back and was like, "Shelley, that comes out to $6.1 per tire, which is way to much. Because we are friends, I want to help you out. Call (insert tire store name here) Tire Store in San Diego, CA and ( Read more... ) -
Really stupid stuff
I have a pathological fear of treadmills. I imagine getting on one and then, just like when you have a Sim get on a treadmill for the first time, I picture myself totally tripping over my own feet or getting my shoelace caught in the tread and then bashing my face in on it. However, I have recently taken steps to conquer this fear. I have simply ( Read more... ) -
Not crab crab crabby anymore.
Truly, it is a miracle.
All my kids were doing state testing, so I couldn't see them and was able to do all my stupid paperwork.
IEP meeting- canceled!
I will see you on AIM someday, I know it, Ella.
Not such good news for her, but my friend is not quiting.
Wrote about my high school problems and I seem to not care about them (thank you, mippletI am ( Read more... ) -
Crab crab crabby
I am crabby. Here's why ( Read more... ) -
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I was just listening to the People's Pharmacy on NPR. There was a little blurb on there about Viagra going over the counter. Uh hello? Hormonal birth control? Over the counter? In my lifetime? Guess not ( Read more... )
