F O U R ☼ video/action for goldenrod [FOURTH WALL]

[unzodiacal]

[Two options, Route

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PART ONE

[peppy_rabbit]

[Funny, it's almost like there's someone calling Kyo's name from a bit of a distance...

Oh, wait.]

Kyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[HAVE A COUSIN GLOMPING YOU FROM BEHIND. He may or may not be attempting to get on your shoulders.]

Hi Kyo!

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[unzodiacal]

[His ears, as well as all of his cats' ears, perk up at the sound. But not in a good way, mind. What is that noise, and where is it coming from...? As it gets louder, a look of mixed annoyance and horror spreads across Kyo's face. He tries to move, but the cats keep him from doing so -- even if they all look like they're about to scatter.

Then a little blond rabbit hops on his shoulders. Suri the Glameow leaps off of his shoulder just in time, digging her claws in and leaving rather nasty scratches.]

You damn twerp! Get off of me!

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[peppy_rabbit]

But Kyo! It's been so long since we last saw each other!

[CLING.]

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[unzodiacal]

How would you know?!

[The Skitty bounces down from his head, clearing the way for the peppy rabbit-child.]

You're so damn annoying!

[hideurbrains]

[ Ne, ne. Did you know? Zombies like cat brains too. Something undead this way comes--! ]

action -- i'm going to assume kyo's a cat?

[unzodiacal]

[After the initial blink-blinking of post-transformation, Kyo begins to gather up his clothing and yell at his Pokémon to help him. After they get over the initial shock of their trainer turning into a cat, they decide they want to play with him. Kyo is picked up by the nape of his neck by his grinning Persian, and boy, does he fuss.]

Put me down, idiot! What the hell do you think you're doing?!

[Leo swings him to the side and Kyo catches sight of what's coming towards them. What the hell is that--]

action -- Let's, yeah.

[hideurbrains]

Braaaains...

[ it smells suspiciously of decay around here all of a sudden... No, that guy really isn't looking so healthy anymore. ]

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[unzodiacal]

[That is... really gross. What is up with this guy? And what does he mean by brains? Leo and Kyo stare at the approaching zombie with mixed expressions of confusion and curiosity.]

Tadaaaaaah~

[bipolargraytone]

... That's a lot of cat Pokemon. [Disinterested stare. I just wandered in, don't mind me.]

2/2

[bipolargraytone]

[He's staring at human Kyo, by the way.]

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[unzodiacal]

Tch. I don't even know where some of these came from--

[And then he looks up.]

What the hell are you doing here?

[bipolargraytone]

[White Haru mode is white Haru.] I'm talking to you, of course. Isn't that obvious?

[plotaptboobies]

Oh look, it's a kitty! [Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Looks like Rydia's on the move.

SHE SCOOPS KYO UP AND.. WAIT.. WHY IS HE BEING BURIED BETWEEN HER BREASTS? IS HE BEING HUGGED OR ASPHYXIATED?]

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[unzodiacal]

[NOPE.jpg. Kyo's purple eyes nearly pop out in shock at the oncoming sight and -- oh my god boobies. He yells and then squirms, trying to get out of her suffocating grasp.]

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[plotaptboobies]

[Aw, why is the kitty yelping? It must be scared or something.

So. SHE'LL TIGHTEN HER GRIP. SHE WANTS THE CAT TO FEEL SAFE, AFTER ALL.]

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[unzodiacal]

[SCARED OF YOUR GINORMOUS ASPHYXIATING BOSOM, RYDIA. He can't take it anymore.]

Put me down, woman!

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[quickattackjack]

[And here's Jack, standing awkwardly a stone's throw away watching this poor man being swarmed by cats. He...doesn't look like he enjoys it very much. The skeleton clears his throat (somehow) and speaks up.]

Do you need any help?

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[unzodiacal]

[Kyo is growling at his cats and trying to pry the Sneasel from his leg, which she is clinging to. He looks up at the voice and OH MY GOD A SKELETON. He starts yelling again, but this time in horror.]

WH-WHAT THE HELL?!

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[quickattackjack]

[Jack recoils and takes a step back.]

I was just asking if you needed some help!

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[unzodiacal]

Not from a skeleton, I don't!