F O U R ☼ video/action for goldenrod [FOURTH WALL]

[unzodiacal]

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PART ONE

[peppy_rabbit]

[Funny, it's almost like there's someone calling Kyo's name from a bit of a distance...

Oh, wait.]

Kyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[HAVE A COUSIN GLOMPING YOU FROM BEHIND. He may or may not be attempting to get on your shoulders.]

Hi Kyo!

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[unzodiacal]

[His ears, as well as all of his cats' ears, perk up at the sound. But not in a good way, mind. What is that noise, and where is it coming from...? As it gets louder, a look of mixed annoyance and horror spreads across Kyo's face. He tries to move, but the cats keep him from doing so -- even if they all look like they're about to scatter.

Then a little blond rabbit hops on his shoulders. Suri the Glameow leaps off of his shoulder just in time, digging her claws in and leaving rather nasty scratches.]

You damn twerp! Get off of me!

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[peppy_rabbit]

But Kyo! It's been so long since we last saw each other!

[CLING.]

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[unzodiacal]

How would you know?!

[The Skitty bounces down from his head, clearing the way for the peppy rabbit-child.]

You're so damn annoying!

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[peppy_rabbit]

'Cause! I don't see you and Tohru over the weekend, so it's sooooo boring!

[The keyword here being Tohru, of course.]

Hey, hey, where is this, anyway? And what happened to Tohru and Yuki?

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[unzodiacal]

That's not what I meant.

That damn rat isn't here, and Tohru -- [He pauses, looking around.] I don't know where she is!

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[peppy_rabbit]

--!

Kyo...

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[peppy_rabbit]

Kyo, you dummkopf! How could you lose Tohru? What if she got lost and needs our help?

[He is now taking advantage of the fact that he is on Kyo's shoulders to try to give him a noogie to show just how horrible this is]

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[unzodiacal]

I didn't lose her, brat! I just haven't seen her, all right?! I just woke up and she wasn't here!

[But oh, God... what if she was lost? He had to find her. After he gets this kid off of him, that is. Kyo is the one who gives you noogies, Momiji, not the other way around. He reaches up and tries to give him a noogie while he is being noogied. This is... a strange sight and a strange feat.]

action I have not enough icons for this kid.

[peppy_rabbit]

Kyaaaaaa-!

[And now he's tumbling backwards while still trying to cling to Kyo. This may result in his hands around Kyo's face or, if he's particularly unlucky, his neck.]

action FIND MOAR X-( and app as this kid seriously.

[unzodiacal]

Guh-- damn it!

[Sticky hands all over his face. Gross. While they're struggling, Kyo's Luxray calmly walks over and comes up behind them, placing his forepaws on the bench and opening his jaws to take Momiji by the back of his shirt collar and drag him off of his trainer. In the meanwhile, his other Pokémon are merely amused.]

action BUT I HAVE NO SPACE and I'm still shaky with him ;w;

[peppy_rabbit]

Wah!

[Oh hi there Luxray. Momiji actually stops squirming enough to be dragged off just because this is a New Thing and he's a little curious about it.]

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[unzodiacal]

[Finally -- relief! Kyo mutters a 'thanks' to his Luxray and stands, facing Momiji. Shock lets go of the boy and sits down.]

Do that again and I'll have him shock you next time.

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[peppy_rabbit]

Huh? But Kyo...!

[Do you see those eyes watering up?]

Th-that would be so mean!

action FOR NOT APPLYING IMMEDIATELY X-(

[unzodiacal]

Jeez, it's not like I was serious! Stop whining! I'd only have him shock you a little, anyway. [Okay, maybe he was serious. But Kyo would never outright abuse Momiji. Noogies and thwaps on the head, maybe, but anything more than that was just wrong because he looked so young. Besides, shocking doesn't hurt that much once you get used to it--!]

Come on, then. We should find Tohru.

action IT IS TOTALLY COOL I can get pretty terrible at times ;w;

[peppy_rabbit]

[And suddenly, TOTALLY PERKY AGAIN.]

Yeah, yeah! We've got to go save Tohru!